Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Yo, listen up, I got a verse for you
In Corinthians, chapter 10,
Verse 13, let me break it down
No temptation’s too big, you won’t drown
God’s got your back, he won’t let you fall
So keep your head up, you can conquer it all!
Breaking news: New Testament Apostle Paul declares in 2 Corinthians 1:3-4, “Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of compassion and the God of all comfort, who comforts us in all our troubles, so that we can comfort those in any trouble with the comfort we ourselves receive from God.”
“Dude, like, hang with the Big Guy upstairs and he’ll hook you up with your heart’s desires. Just be chill and trust in him, man. He’s got your back and will make your dreams happen, bro. So just kick back, be patient, and let him do his thing, ya know? Peace out.”
Yahweh, slap mah neighbor’s teeth outta dey mouth! Save me from dem hatin’ folk, Lord! Ain’t nothin’ mo’ satisfyin’ than seein’ dem evil-doers git what’s comin’ to ’em. Blessin’s be upon mah peeps, y’all. Amen, y’all!
Yo, listen up, I got a message for you
It’s from the Book, yeah, it’s totally true
Jesus said, it’s not what goes in your belly
That makes you dirty, don’t be so smelly
It’s what comes out of your heart, that’s the real sin
Gossip, greed, and hate, that’s where it all begins
Breaking news: Psalm 139:23-24
A call for self-reflection in the ancient scriptures! “Search me, O God, and know my heart; test me and know my anxious thoughts. Point out anything in me that offends you, and lead me along the path of everlasting life.” Tune in for this powerful message of self-examination and spiritual growth.
Dude, I stash the words of the Lord in my heart so I don’t blow it and do dumb stuff. Keep the good vibes flowing, ya know? Gotta meditate on that divine wisdom, man. Peace out.
Well, I reckon everything I used to reckon was important ain’t nothin’ but a pile of cow manure compared to knowin’ Jesus. I’d sell my prized pig and give up my shine just to get to know him better, and that’s the truth, y’all.
“Jerusalem, rejoice! God is our strength and our salvation. The Lord has shown his mighty power by defeating our enemies and bringing peace to the city. Praise and thanksgiving fill the streets as the people celebrate the goodness of God. This is truly a day of victory and joy for the people of Israel.” Isaiah 25:1, reported live from Jerusalem.
Yo man, don’t be chugging down that booze like it’s all good, or trying to mix up your drinks like some kind of bartender. Don’t be hanging with those people who be taking bribes or let them off easy, ’cause that’s just whack, and it’s gonna backfire on you, dude.
