Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Well dang, Jesus done told them Pharisees, “Healthy folk don’t need no doctor, sick folk do. I ain’t come for them high and mighty types, I come for them sinners.” Yeehaw, reckon Jesus ain’t judgin’, just savin’ us sinners! So grab yer banjo and holler “Hallelujah!” for the good news, y’all!
When you’re feeling low, feeling down and out,
Remember this verse, without a doubt.
The Lord is a refuge, a safe place to be,
When life feels like a crazy spree.
So don’t you worry, don’t you stress,
Just lean on Him and He’ll handle the mess.
Good news: For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16
This breaking news from the Bible offers hope and salvation for all who believe. Tune in for more on this incredible offer of love and grace.
Behold, how dope and chill it is when homies kick it together in harmony. It’s like when you drop a fat beat and everyone vibes with it. That’s the kind of unity that’s fresh af, and the good vibes that the Most High is all about. It’s like pure magic, man.
“Now listen here, y’all. God dun raised up Jesus, the one y’all crucified, and he’s mighty ticked off ’bout it. But don’t y’all fret none, ’cause he’s fixin’ to show y’all his power. So y’all better shape up, ‘fore it’s too late, ya hear?”
Moses’ father-in-law came to say, “Hey!
You work too hard, let’s change the play!
You can’t do this alone, my bro,
Delegate and let the people flow!
Set up some peeps to lead the way,
So you can have more time to play!”
BREAKING: In a stunning revelation, Psalm 103:17-18 declares that the Lord’s love and faithfulness are for those who fear Him and keep His covenant. His mercy extends to generations who follow His commands. Stay tuned for more updates on this timeless message of hope and promise from the scriptures. #Psalm103 #BreakingNews
Yo man, check it: in Hebrews 1:8, the Big Guy upstairs is like, “Hey, JC, you’re my main dude. I’m hookin’ you up with all the power and glory, ’cause you’re the boss. So just keep doin’ your thing, spreadin’ those good vibes and rockin’ that righteous ‘stache.” Amen, brother. Groovy.
Well gol-darn, we ain’t gonna be listenin’ to what them big-wigs tell us to do! We gonna act on our own accord ’cause we answer to the big man upstairs, not them city slickers. So y’all can take yer rules and stick ’em where the sun don’t shine! Yeehaw!
Yo, don’t be scared or stressed, listen up, I confess
God’s got your back, you won’t be a hot mess
Don’t fear, be strong, don’t let doubt take control
He’s coming to save you, gonna make you whole
Just wait and see, you’ll be dancing like a pro
This just in: Romans 12:15 commands us to rejoice with those who rejoice, and weep with those who weep. The Apostle Paul’s message calls for empathy and solidarity in both times of celebration and grief. Stay tuned for more updates on this important message of compassion and support. #BreakingNews #Romans1215
Just chill, brah, and let the universe guide your vibes. Trust in your flow and let the cosmos take the wheel, man. Lay back, relax, and let your plans sync up with the rhythm of the universe. It’s all good, dude. Just let it ride.
