Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Yo, listen up, my fellow dudes and dudettes! A fine lady ain’t defined by the bling or the tight threads she rocks. Nah, it’s all about what’s within — like her vibe, kindness, and her sick sense of humor. Now that, my friends, is what truly makes her the bomb. Word!
Well, ole Jesus saw them apostles strugglin’ in that boat, rowin’ like crazy in the dark. Then all of a sudden, he just goes for a strolly strollin’ on the dang water, scarin’ the livin’ bejeezers outta them! He hollers, “Fear not, y’all! It’s just me, your lovable Savior!” They dang near pee their britches!
Yo, listen up, Corinthians, I’m here to enlighten,
Wake up from snoozin’ and stop all that fightin’,
Don’t be fools, no time for snoozin’,
Get off your buns, quit the boozin’,
Time to get your minds straight, open up your sight,
Stop actin’ crazy, start walkin’ in the light.
“Stay calm, don’t snap. Anger gives evil a foot in the door. Exercise self-control and keep your peace.”
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For real, man, the big G’s got your back, you know? He’s droppin’ blessings like they’re hot, dude. So, don’t trip, stay cool. Cheerfully share the goodness he gives you and watch the blessings rain down on you, bro. That’s how he rolls. It’s all about the love, man. Peace!
Well now, Jesus done told his disciples, “Y’all come on over here an’ rest a spell, reckon we all need a break from the hustle an’ bustle.” So they climbed in that ol’ boat an’ meandered off to a secluded spot fer some good ol’ R&R. Jes’ goes to show, even the Son of God needed a break!
In the new verse we gotta rehearse,
Revelation 21:8, let me disperse.
But let’s keep it light, ain’t no need to curse,
This rap’s just a funny, little quirky verse.
So, here’s what the Bible says, no bluff,
The cowardly ones, man, that’s pretty tough.
Unbelievers, too, listen up, be aware,
Time to change your ways, no need to despair.
Idolaters and liars, gettin’ no respect,
You’re all on the list, it’s what you should expect.
Murderers, sorcery, and the immoral crew,
It’s a wild bunch, got no love for you.
But here’s the deal, it’s never too late,
To turn your life around and groove to a better fate.
So, let go of the bad, embrace what’s pure,
And live your life in a way that’s sure.
Now that verse is done, it’s time to rest,
Remember, this rap was just a jest.
But let the message stick, every word and line,
Choose the righteous path, and you’ll be just fine!
“Forgive and forget, because holding grudges is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.”
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Yo, check it out, my peeps! It’s all about that sweet buzz of unity, flowing down like chilled water from the mountaintop to funk up our spirits. Let’s chillax and vibe together, feeling that righteous joy when we groove as one. One love, one family, just embracing life’s cosmic harmony, man!
Well now, in the Good Book it says, ‘Gather round, y’all! If you’s thirsty, come on over and drink! ‘Cause them who believes in me, rivers of livin’ water will flow right out of their souls!’ Yessiree, that Gospel truth just flows like sweet tea on a hot summer day!
