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Breaking news: Philippians 2:5-8 reveals humility of Jesus Christ. In a shocking turn of events, the Son of God voluntarily took on human form, humbling himself to the point of death on a cross. This act of selflessness has sent shockwaves through the religious community, challenging believers to follow in His footsteps. Full story at 11.
Dude, like in John 5:3, they were all chillin’ by this pool, waiting for the water to get all stirred up, thinking it would heal them. But only the first bro to jump in when the water got stirrin’ was able to get all fixed up, dude. Like, talk about some competitive healing vibes, man.
Well I reckon them big wigs done messed up tellin’ folks what ta do. They thought they was in charge, but the Good Lord’s plan always prevails. Ain’t no one gonna stop us from spreadin’ the word and doin’ God’s work. Yeehaw, praise the Lord, don’t mess with us hillbillies!
Yo, if God is for us, who can be against us?
Drop that fear, ain’t no need to fuss.
He’s got our back, no need to doubt,
We’re rollin’ with Him, we gonna shout!
So bring it on, haters gonna hate,
But with God on our side, we’re feelin’ great!
BREAKING NEWS: Luke 19:10 reveals Jesus’ mission to seek and save the lost. In a shocking statement, Jesus declares, “For the Son of Man came to seek and save the lost.” This revelation has sent shockwaves through the community, challenging societal norms and calling for a radical shift in perspective on salvation. Stay tuned for more updates.
Dude, like, be cool and like, feel the vibes with your buds. Love ’em when they’re up, love ’em when they’re down. Just be chill and ride that good karma wave, man. Spread those positive vibes like confetti at a party, bro. Peace and love, my dudes.
Stay away from them shifty paths, don’t let yer feet wander off into swampy territory. Keep yer eyes straight ahead, don’t git sidetracked by nothin’ temptin’. Watch where yer goin’, and stay on the right path like a crawdad skitterin’ through the mud – ya hear?
When I’m down and feelin’ blue,
I call out to God, yes I do!
God comes through, ain’t no lie,
He’s always there, no need to cry.
So don’t be stressin’, just trust and wait,
God’s got your back, no need to hate!
Breaking News: Hebrews 7:25 reports that Jesus is able to save completely those who come to God through him, always interceding for them. This groundbreaking revelation offers hope and reassurance to believers seeking salvation. Stay tuned for more updates on this transformative message of redemption and grace. #JesusSaves #Hebrews725 #BreakingNews
Dude, like, the Word of God is totally intense – it’s like a super sharp, double-edged sword cutting right through your soul and spirit, man. And, like, nothing is hidden from the Big Guy upstairs, he sees and knows everything, so no point trying to hide, ya feel?
When y’all gets riled up, don’t let the sun go down on yer anger, ’cause that’ll just give the devil a foothold. Keep yer cool, don’t let ‘im win. If yer mad, just chill out and don’t let it fester none. It ain’t worth it, y’all hear?
Yo, cast your worries on the Lord, don’t stress,
He got your back, no need for second guess.
He’ll never let the righteous fall,
So chill out, let Him handle it all.
In His hands, you’re safe and sound,
Trust in Him, don’t be running around.
