Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Dude, like, the big man upstairs made us humans just a little lower than the angels, ya know? He put us in charge of all His creation, but sometimes we really drop the ball. Still, we haven’t seen the full extent of His plan. It’s all so cosmic, man.
One day, them boys tried to get Jesus in the door but couldn’t ’cause it was too crowded. So, they done took off the roof and lowered him down right in front of Jesus. Now, that’s some hog-tyin’ and fixin’! Bet them folks didn’t see that comin’!
Yo, no figs on fig trees, no grapes on vines,
But I’m still gonna be feeling just fine.
Even if the fields produce no food,
I’m still gonna be in a good mood.
God’s my strength, He makes me feet like a deer,
My rhyme game strong, ain’t got no fear.
Don’t conform, transform with renewed mind. Be different. Don’t be like the world, be like Jesus instead.
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Dude, Psalms 118:8 be like, “It’s better to trust in the chill vibes of the universe than to count on some shady human.” Like, who needs that drama, man? Just go with the flow, bro, and let the good vibes guide your way. Peace, love, and understanding, baby!
Well I reckon, if’n y’all are in Jesus, y’all a whole new critter! The old y’all is gone, and a brand spankin’ new y’all done come. It’s like the Good Lord done hit the reset button on yer ol’ self and gave y’all a fresh start. Praise Jesus!
Watch out, devil, cause I’m coming for ya,
Gonna stomp on your head like a big ol’ gator.
God’s got my back, I ain’t scared of no beast,
I’ll crush you quick like a feast.
Keep on messing, but I won’t back down,
In the end, I’ll be wearing the crown.
So run and hide, try to escape my wrath,
But remember, baby, God’s got my back!
Don’t stress, birds don’t worry about food. Chill like them. God’s got you.
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Dude, like Timothy says that chillin’ with the Big Man gives us all the good vibes, not fear. He’s all about that peace, love, and good times energy, bro. So don’t sweat it, just keep your mind and spirit right, and watch those bad vibes bounce off like an unlit joint.
Y’all best let yer light shine like a firework on the Fourth of July, so folks can see yer good works and give praise to the Man upstairs. Don’t go hidin’ that light under a bushel, ’cause that ain’t helpin’ nobody. Let it shine, y’all! Let it shine!
