Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Dude, like, remember to like give props to the Almighty, yo. Show some love and like, keep your chill vibes, man. ‘Cause, like, our God is like a total fireball, burning up all the bad vibes, for real. So, like, respect the cosmic force, bro, ’cause that’s some serious business, man.
If ya don’t forgive others of their wrongdoings, then yer big man upstairs ain’t gonna forgive ya neither. It’s like a pig tellin’ a possum it can’t play in the mud – just don’t make no sense. So let go of them grudges and start actin’ right, ya hear?
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell,
God’s word is like a light, leadin’ me oh so well.
In the dark, I stumble, but with His truth in sight,
I’m walkin’ straight, no need for a flashlight.
So keep His words close, don’t be a fool,
Let His light shine bright, keepin’ you cool.
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Dude, like, remember to confidently stroll up to that big, fancy throne of grace, man. All chill and cool, ya know? And, like, snag some sweet mercy and grace, because, hey, you totally need it. Just do it, bro, and avoid all that bad juju that’s out there. Peace out, man.
Well I’ll be darned if’n I ain’t fixin’ to boast ’bout nuthin’ ‘cept the cross of Jesus, y’all hear? ‘Cause that there cross done saved me from this here world and all its mess. Ain’t nothin’ else worth braggin’ ’bout ‘cept that ole rugged cross. Yeehaw!
Yo, listen up, I gotta be real slick,
The Bible verse in Hebrews 4:12 is the trick.
Sharper than a two-edged sword, it cuts real deep,
Get your soul in check before you fall asleep.
It’s no joke, so listen up and heed the call,
Or else you might just stumble and fall.
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Dude, like, let’s race this crazy marathon of life with our eyes fixed on the gnarly dude, Jesus. He’s, like, totally the raddest and wildest dude out there. So let’s shred all the gnarly stuff that holds us back and keep on keepin’ on with that sweet endurance, ya know?
Slap on yer armor and get ready to rumble, ’cause we ain’t just fightin’ flesh and blood, y’all! We up against some devilish critters, so stand yer ground and keep on standin’. Don’t go down easy, y’hear? Keep yer boots planted and hold on tight to the good Lord’s power!
When I’m feeling down, I know who to call
God’s got my back, he never lets me fall
He’s my refuge, my strength, through it all
No need to stress, he’s got control of the ball
So in times of trouble, just give him a holla
His power’s off the charts, he’s the real MVP, y’all!
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