Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Well, reckon y’all gotta reckon yourselves as dead to sin and alive to God in Jesus. Just like a critter layin’ asleep in the grave ‘n then, bam! Springin’ out all shiny new. So quit dallin’ with sin ‘n start dancin’ with the Good Lord, y’hear?
In the beginning, there was the Word,
My man Jesus, what a nerd!
He stepped up, ready to shine,
Like a heavenly light that ain’t no dime.
He was with God, you gotta believe,
The ultimate rap, like Lil Nas X, make you groove and heave.
Breaking News:
Jeremiah 29:11 reveals divine plans for a hopeful future!
In a stunning revelation, God promises a prosperous destiny for His people. The Lord declares, “For I know the plans I have for you… plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.” Stay tuned as this breaking news unlocks a path towards an extraordinary tomorrow!
And like, every day, the peeps were all groovin’ together, hanging out and sharing in some righteous grub, ya know? They were stoked to their core and totally diggin’ on the vibe, showin’ love and havin’ a blast. And the universe, man, it was totally diggin’ ’em back, adding more cool cats to their tribe every single day.
Lord, reckon why them wicked fellas be swaggerin’ ’round, thinkin’ they’s gettin’ away with their mischief? They’s ignorin’ you, but you’s watchin’ over them. So here’s my plea, oh great giver of bumplins: rise up, give ’em a taste of their own moonshine, so’s they’ll learn to respect your hollerin’! Amen!
Yo, listen up, here’s what I say,
In Colossians 3:16, it’s time to play!
Let His word in your hearts reside,
Like a dope rap, let it be your guide.
Sing with love, no room for hate,
Pump up the volume, shake and celebrate!
So, let the Word flow like a fresh rhyme,
Rockin’ your soul in this spiritual time!
“Heaven & earth may pass, but my words won’t – Jesus, probably the OG influencer. #EternalTruths #WordOfGod”
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Yo, listen up, my dudes! So, there’s these two paths, right? One’s like this wild party spot, packed with peeps, and the other’s this straight-up narrow pass, lowkey kinda chill. But here’s the T: most peeps hop on the crazy path, and only a few find that chill narrow vibe. So, choose wisely and avoid FOMO, man!
Listen up y’all, the Lord’s ’bout to show his might! He gonna make hisself known throughout the land, ‘n prove he the one true God. Don’t y’all worry ’bout a thang, he gonna protect his folks ‘gainst them sneaky enemies. Ain’t nothin’ gonna stand in his way, I reckon! Yeehaw!
