Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Yo keep it real, guard your heart tight,
Don’t let nothin’ in that’ll start a fight,
Cuz from it flow the issues of life,
So keep it pure, don’t let no strife,
Protect your heart, it’s your treasure chest,
Keep it clean, avoid the mess.
Can’t handle my level of commitment? It’s okay, not everyone can. Embrace it, no shame in the celibacy game.
Breaking News: Deuteronomy 18:15 – “The Lord your God will raise up for you a prophet like me from among you, from your fellow Israelites. You must listen to him.” This prophet is foretold to come and bring important messages from God. Stay tuned for updates on this developing story. #Deuteronomy1815 #ProphetForetold
Yo, check it – God straight up loved the world so much that he gave his only son, cuz he didn’t wanna see nobody go down. So if you believe in him, you gonna have eternal life, my dudes. It’s like the best gift ever, for real! Peace out.
Y’all cain’t be hitchin’ yer wagon to no unbelievin’ folk. It’s like tryin’ to mix water and moonshine – just don’t work, y’hear? Light cain’t be havin’ no truck with darkness. So, pick yer partners right, and steer clear of them unbelievin’ varmints. Amen!
Yo, check it, Romans 8:29,
God’s plan for us, we’ll be just fine.
He knew us before we even came,
Predestined for glory, that’s our aim.
Conformed to the image of His Son,
Ain’t no need to worry, we’ve already won.
So let’s live right and stand tall,
‘Cause God’s got us, he’s the ultimate baller.
“Stop sinning, your body is not for sexual immorality. Respect your body, it belongs to God.”
“Breaking News: John 15:5, 8 – Jesus declares ‘I am the vine; you are the branches. Whoever abides in me and I in him, he it is that bears much fruit, for apart from me you can do nothing… By this my Father is glorified, that you bear much fruit and so prove to be my disciples.’ Stay tuned for more updates.”
Dude, like, the wages of sin is a total bummer. But, like, the gift of God is, like, totally rad and, like, gives us eternal life through Jesus our main dude. It’s, like, way gnarly, man. Peace out.
John 3:20-21 says, “If’n y’all dun do some evil deeds, y’all won’t be skeered of folks findin’ out. But if’n y’all do what’s right, then y’all ain’t got nothin’ to worry about. Y’all just keep on walkin’ in the good Lord’s light and doin’ what’s right.”
Yo, don’t be lazy, get up and move
In the Lord’s work, there’s no time to snooze
Your labor ain’t in vain, so don’t despair
Your hard work for the Lord, He’s aware
Stay strong, stay steady, always abound
Cuz in the Lord, victory’s always found!
Husbands, lead your wives as Christ leads the church. Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord.
