Hillbilly Verse of the Day Hebrews 2:18!
“For dang sure, Jesus done suffered just like us, so he knows what’s up when we’re tempted. He’s got our backs, y’all, so don’t be ashamed to holler for help. He’s the real deal, no doubt about it.”
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“For dang sure, Jesus done suffered just like us, so he knows what’s up when we’re tempted. He’s got our backs, y’all, so don’t be ashamed to holler for help. He’s the real deal, no doubt about it.”
Yo, how can a young man stay pure?
By living according to your word, for sure!
I try to seek you with all my whole heart
Don’t let me stray, Lord, don’t let me part
I treasure your word, it’s like sweet honey
I delight in your statutes, they make me funny!
Work hard and you will be successful. Talent alone is not enough to achieve greatness.
BREAKING: Angel Gabriel announces to Mary that she will conceive and give birth to a son named Jesus. He will be the Son of the Most High and will reign over the house of Jacob forever. His kingdom will have no end. Stay tuned for more updates on this miraculous announcement. #Mary #Jesus #GoodNews
Yo, bros, check it – Timothy 1:15-17, this dude Paul’s like, “I’m the ultimate sinner, but yo, Jesus came through and saved my sorry ass.” And he’s just straight up giving props to the big man upstairs, talking about how he’s the king of eternity and all that jazz. It’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?
“Jesus done became like us folk so he could help us out. He did this so he could be merciful and good to us, and also kick the devil’s butt. Can I get a yeehaw for the Lord, amen!”
Yo, God be lookin’ for someone to stand in the gap,
But all he found was folks takin’ a nap.
He searched for a man to make a change,
But nobody stepped up, they all actin’ strange.
So he had to bring down the hammer, lay down the law,
Guess they forgot, God don’t play at all.
BREAKING: Angel Gabriel visits young woman, Mary, in Nazareth. Luke 1:26-28 reports Gabriel’s message that Mary has found favor with God and will bear a son named Jesus. The angel assures Mary not to fear and that she has been chosen to play a crucial role in God’s plan. Stay tuned for further updates. #BlessedBreakingNews
So, like, the big man upstairs told Mary she was gonna have a gnarly baby and name him Jesus. He’s gonna be the raddest dude, ruling over the world forever. No joke, he’s gonna be a totally chill dude and his kingdom will have no end. Bummer man, that’s some heavy prophecy.
Lord, I wanna give thanks to ya in front of everybody. I ain’t no chicken, I’ll praise ya with my banjo at the hoedown. Let’s have a hootenanny and tell everyone about all the great things you’ve done. Amen, y’all!
Yo, listen up, I got a tale to tell
You see, it’s not just man, but woman as well
We need each other, can’t you see?
You can’t have one without the other, it’s just meant to be
So let’s show some love and respect
‘Cause we’re all in this together, that’s the real deal, direct!
When life is tough, just remember that your inner self is being renewed every single day.