Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Dude, like, this ancient bro Matthew said that, like, everything that went down with this guy Jesus was hardcore planned out by the big man upstairs. He was like, woah, check it out, that’s the prophecy coming true right in front of our eyes, man. That’s some heavy stuff, dude.
Howdy y’all, Paul here. Just droppin’ in to say howdy and remind y’all about God’s grace and peace. Yessir, Jesus died for our sins so we could be saved from this crazy world. Amen to that, y’all! Bible says it all, yessiree!
God put man in the garden, said “Take care of it”
Adam thought, “Sure thing, I’ll be legit”
Tending the plants, watching them grow
But Eve said, “Hey, let’s eat from that tree, yo”
Next thing you know, they were banned from the garden
Lesson learned: don’t mess with God’s pardon!
Human life is sacred; don’t mess with it. You mess with humans, you mess with God.
Good evening, this is breaking news from Bethlehem. An angelic message has just been delivered to Joseph, the fiancé of Mary. The message revealed that Mary’s baby is from the Holy Spirit and is the long-awaited Messiah, who will save his people from their sins. This is an unprecedented development in the town’s history. Stay tuned for more updates.
So there’s this angel, Gabriel, and he comes to this girl, Mary, and tells her she’s gonna have a baby, even though she ain’t done the deed yet. Mary’s all like, “Whoa, how’s that gonna happen?” And Gabriel’s like, “Don’t sweat it, it’s gonna be a miracle.” Mary’s just like, “Cool, I’m down with it.”
“The water’s up to my neck and I’m sinkin’ fast, ain’t nothin’ solid to stand on. I’m hollerin’ for help, but it feels like my voice is lost in the shuffle. Lord, you know I’m a mess, so don’t let me drown in this mess!”
Yo, don’t be acting scared, listen to what I declare
God’s got your back, so don’t be feeling despair
He won’t leave you, so you best believe
You ain’t going under, you’re gonna achieve
So have no fear, just stand up tall
Cuz the Lord your God, he’ll never let you fall!
“Blessed is the one who fears the Lord and delights in his commands. They will never be shaken.”
Breaking News: From the Bible – “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” This announcement comes from the book of John, and is being hailed as a message of hope and salvation for all. Stay tuned for more updates on this profound revelation.
Yo, check it – Isaiah 7:14 says, “A young woman gonna have a baby and name him Immanuel.” That’s some crazy stuff, man. Like, a virgin birth and all. I wonder if that kid gonna be chill or what. Immanuel’s gonna be a game-changer for sure, dude.
“For dang sure, Jesus done suffered just like us, so he knows what’s up when we’re tempted. He’s got our backs, y’all, so don’t be ashamed to holler for help. He’s the real deal, no doubt about it.”
