Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Breaking News: Luke 2:1, 4-5
In a stunning turn of events, a decree from Caesar Augustus has sent Joseph and Mary on a journey to Bethlehem. Accompanied by Mary, who is with child, the couple is among many traveling to their ancestral home. This mass migration is causing chaos as the city struggles to accommodate the influx of people.
Yo dude, listen up. This is a righteous saying, straight from the holy book: “Yo, I’m the worst sinner there is,” but that didn’t stop the Big Man from showing me mad love. He hooked me up, showing everyone how dope his patience is. Peace out, my brothers and sisters.
“Now y’all listen up, in the good book Matthew 2:6 it says, ‘And thou Bethlehem, in the land of Judah, art not the least among the princes of Judah: for out of thee shall come a Governor, that shall rule my people Israel.'”
Yo yo yo, listen up, I got a story to tell,
About Jesus Christ, who doin’ mighty well,
His dad is God, and He’s the chosen one,
Yeah, I’m talkin’ ’bout the Father and the Son.
Paul is on the mic, and he’s bringin’ the news,
So check out Romans, if you wanna hear the clues.
“Those who practice sin will not inherit the kingdom of God.” – 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 (Rewritten as a meme)
Extra! Extra! Zechariah’s prophetic words from Luke 1:76-78 bring hope to the people of Israel. He declares that his son John will be a messenger to prepare the way for the Lord, shining the light of salvation upon those in darkness and guiding them into the path of peace. Good news for all!
“For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.” – Isaiah 9:6
Well, y’all listen up now, cuz in that thar book of Galatians, it says, “When the time had fully come, God sent his Son, born of a woman, born under law, to redeem them that were under the law.” Yessir, ain’t that sumthin’? God’s Son come down here to set us free! Hallelujah!
Ladies, listen up, it’s time for some truth,
Submit to your man, don’t be uncouth.
Wives, obey your husbands, don’t put up a fight,
Or you might just keep him up all night.
Just kidding, but seriously, show some love,
And let your man lead, with the Good Man above!
Older women teach younger women, love husbands and children, be self-controlled, pure, busy at home, kind, and respectful.
Breaking News: Zechariah, father of John the Baptist, speaks out after being mute for months! “Praise be to the Lord, the God of Israel, for he has come to his people and redeemed them. He has raised up a horn of salvation for us, fulfilling the promise made to our ancestors.” – Luke 1:68-70
Dude, like, this ancient bro Matthew said that, like, everything that went down with this guy Jesus was hardcore planned out by the big man upstairs. He was like, woah, check it out, that’s the prophecy coming true right in front of our eyes, man. That’s some heavy stuff, dude.
