Verse of the Day… In a different way.
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Breaking News: John 16:33 reports Jesus saying, “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” This message brings hope and comfort to believers amidst their struggles, reminding them of Jesus’ victorious power over the challenges of life.
Dude, just chill and let the Big Guy upstairs handle all the heavy stuff. Trust in Him and He’ll totally hook you up, my friend. So just take it easy and let Him do His thing. It’s all good, bro. Peace out.
“God don’t share His glory with nobody, y’all hear? He’s the real deal, the top dog. He don’t put up with no idols or false gods. He’s the only one to be worshipped and praised, so don’t go messin’ around with no other powers, ya hear?”
Yo, Noah and fam, come out the ark
Time to multiply, it’s like a big spark
You and the animals, go spread out
Fill the earth, that’s what it’s all about
Don’t worry ’bout the flood, that’s all in the past
Now it’s time to make this world last!
“and the two are one flesh. So they are no longer two, but one flesh.” – Jesus, probably
Breaking News: John 14:1-3 – In a stunning revelation, Jesus declares, “Do not let your hearts be troubled. Trust in God and trust also in me. In my Father’s house are many rooms; if it were not so, I would have told you. I am going to prepare a place for you. And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and take you to be with me that you also may be where I am.” Stay tuned for more updates.
Like, you know when you got wrecked and feel totally bummed out? Dude, don’t stress. God’s got your back, even when things feel totally gnarly. So, just chill and let the Big Guy help you out of this major bummer, for real. Peace out, man.
“Well shucks, ya’ll. If’n ya got bitter envy n’ selfish ambition, tell ya what, ain’t no good gon’ come from that. Nope, sirree! It’s just gonna stir up all kinda trouble ’round these parts. So, best to keep that in check and find some peace, ya hear?” – James 3:16 Hillbilly Version
Yo, God said it ain’t cool for man to be alone
So he made him a partner, someone to call his own
He took a rib from Adam, made a woman so fine
Said “You two go and multiply, have a real good time”
So Adam found his match, no longer feeling blue
Got himself a lady, and the rest is history, too!
“Divorce and remarry? Not in my house,” says God. “You’ll be committing adultery, and that’s not cool.”
“Breaking: Matthew 11:28 – Jesus offers rest to the weary. In a shocking declaration, Jesus promises relief to those overwhelmed by life’s burdens. In an exclusive interview, he urges all to come to him for rest, promising to ease their heavy burdens. This announcement is causing waves of hope and relief for many struggling in this tumultuous world.”
Dude, like, who can say they’re totally innocent? Not me, man. I mean, I’ve definitely messed up a few times. But let’s be real, who hasn’t? Like, are any of us really squeaky clean? Nah, we’ve all got some dirt on us, you know? Peace out.
