Verse of the Day

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Breaking News ### 2 Corinthians 5:17 ###

Breaking News: In a shocking turn of events, 2 Corinthians 5:17 announces a life-changing transformation for all. “Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, the new creation has come: The old has gone, the new is here!” This statement is sending waves of hope and renewal throughout the community, offering a fresh start for all believers. Stay tuned for more updates.

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Chillax Verse of the Day Matthew 5:4!

Dude, like, bless the peeps who are feeling bummed out, ya know? They’re gonna catch some major good vibes, for real. The big guy upstairs is totally gonna hook them up, cuz that’s just how he rolls. So, like, keep on keeping on, and don’t let those bad vibes harsh your mellow, dude.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Genesis 1:1!

“In the beginnin’, God done created the heavens and the earth, y’all. The earth was all empty and dark, but then God said, ‘Let there be light!’ and there was light, shinin’ bright as a firefly on a summer night. Amen, y’all!”

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Verse of the Day Rap of Matthew 19:9!

If you wanna ditch your spouse, better think twice
‘Cause in God’s eyes, that ain’t very nice
‘Cause if you leave and marry another
You’re gonna find yourself in a whole lotta bother
Adultery ain’t cool, so just stick with your honey
Or else you’ll end up feelin’ real crummy

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Chillax Verse of the Day Romans 3:25-26!

Dude, God was chill and forgave our screw-ups ’cause of Jesus, who was hung out to dry for us. It’s all cool, ’cause God’s still the real deal, and he’s all about making things right in the end. Turn up the Bob Marley tunes and let’s vibe with the good vibes, man.

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Hillbilly Verse of the Day Revelation 1:8!

Listen up, y’all! The good book says, “I’m the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the ending,” says the Lord. In other words, I’m the whole shebang, from start to finish. So y’all better listen up and follow my lead, ya hear? Yeehaw!

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Verse of the Day Rap of Genesis 1:28!

Yo, God said, “Be fruitful and multiply”
He gave us humans rule over land and sky
We should fill up the earth and take control
Be bosses of the creatures, that’s our role
So let’s go forth and pop off like a boss
Multiply and rule, no need for any loss

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Breaking News ### John 16:33 ###

Breaking News: John 16:33 reports Jesus saying, “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.” This message brings hope and comfort to believers amidst their struggles, reminding them of Jesus’ victorious power over the challenges of life.

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