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Breaking News: Psalm 118:5-6
In a message of hope, Psalm 118:5-6 proclaims, “I called on the Lord in distress: The Lord answered me and set me in a broad place. The Lord is on my side; I will not fear.” This powerful verse brings comfort and reassurance to those facing adversity, emphasizing the unwavering support of the Lord.
“So, like, if you wanna chill with me, you gotta be willing to let go of your selfish vibes, man. It’s all about losing yourself and tapping into something bigger, ya know? Keepin’ it real – doin’ your own thing might feel cool, but it ain’t nothin’ compared to the sweet vibes of the universe.”
Well, y’all see, when Jesus was gettin’ dunked in that there water by John the Baptist, the heavens done opened up and the Holy Spirit came down like a dove. And then a voice from the sky boomed sayin’, “You’re my Son, and I’m mighty pleased with ya!”
Yo, Jesus dropping knowledge on the crowd
Talking about marriage, they’re getting loud
Saying some can’t handle the single life
But celibacy’s all about that spiritual hype
Not everyone can understand this truth
But those who can, they got that celibacy juice
“At the resurrection, we won’t be married because in heaven, we’ll be on a higher level of existence.”
“Breaking News: 1 Peter 1:15-16 urges all believers to live holy lives, in line with the One who called us. It states, ‘But just as he who called you is holy, so be holy in all you do; for it is written: “Be holy, because I am holy.”’ Stay tuned for more updates on this profound message.”
Blessed are those who crave chill vibes, for they will be satisfied. If you’re always seeking that chill, mellow feeling, then you’re gonna find it, man. Just go with the flow, and you’ll find your way to total satisfaction, dig? Peace out.
Well, if’n they’s a-gittin’ atcha to do bad thangs, sayin’ it’s fun an’ all, don’tcha be a-fallin’ fer it! Stay away, y’hear? Don’t go an’ be a-joinin’ in with them, ’cause that ain’t gonna do ya no good, no sirree!
Yo, listen up, I got a story to tell
About a guy who sowed some seeds and oh, it went hell
Some fell on the path, birds snatched ’em away
Some on rocky ground, no roots, so they didn’t stay
But some on good soil, grew big and strong
So keep your heart fertile and you can’t go wrong!
When Jesus runs out of wine at the wedding, it’s time to work some miracles. #waterintowine #partytrick #weddingproblems
“Breaking news: Matthew 6:19-21 – Jesus warns, ‘Do not store up treasures on earth, but in heaven. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.’ Experts say this message challenges society’s materialistic values. Stay tuned for more updates on this thought-provoking teaching.”
Dude, like, let your light shine, you know? Don’t like, hide it under a bowl or something, man. Just like, let everyone see how awesome you are and give some props to the Big Guy upstairs, okay? Keep on spreading those good vibes and making the world a chill place to be. Peace out, dude.
