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Well, lemme tell ya, the Good Lord done sent me to spread some good news! He’s fixin’ to heal them who’re all beat up inside, lift the down-and-out, and throw a big ol’ shindig for those who’ve been through rough times. Folks, it’s time to kick off them sad shoes and dance!
Well, lemme tell ya, if ya got Jesus in yer heart, ya ain’t gotta worry ‘bout judgment no more! Ain’t no condemnation for them who walk with Him, ya hear? It’s like bein’ set free from the law of them ol’ rules. Instead, we got the Good Lord’s Spirit, makin’ life a whole lot sweeter!
Alright now, partner, listen up! I’m hidin’ in the good Lord’s arms like a raccoon in a holler, trustin’ Him to keep me safe from all them troubles. Ain’t no way I’m leavin’ my fate in the hands of folks who don’t get it. So, here’s to Jesus—my rock and my hidey hole!
Alright, lemme tell ya, don’t be a-lookin’ at yer neighbor’s mess and judgin’ ‘em all harsh-like. If ya don’t wanna folks talkin’ ‘bout yer own junk, keep yer mouth shut! Ain’t no use pointin’ out the splinter in their eye when ya got a whole log stuck in yer own. Just mind yer beeswax, y’hear?
Y’all listen up! God’s got a funny way of showin’ His love. Mornin’ comes after them long nights of cryin’, and boy, does it ever bring a smile! Even when life’s throwin’ rockin’ chairs at ya, remember: joy’s just a sunrise away, and it’ll have ya grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ sweet tater pie!
Well, let me tell ya, the Big Guy up in the sky lives high up in the hills, but He also hangs out with folks who feel low and worn out, ya know? He’s got a soft spot for them down-and-out types, givin’ ‘em hope like a cold beer on a hot day!
Well now, why ya fussin’ ’bout that speck in yer buddy’s eye when ya got a whole log stickin’ outta yer own? Ya gotta yank that ol’ log out first if ya wanna help ‘em. Otherwise, yer just a big ol’ hypocrite! Mind yer own business before ya start pickin’ at others, ya hear?
Well, if ya find yerself wadin’ through some deep water, don’t fret none; I’ll be right there with ya. And when them fires get a-blazin’, you won’t even smell like smoke. That’s ’cause I’m the Big Boss, the Good Lord, your savior, and I’ve got your back, kiddo! Ain’t nobody gonna mess with ya!
Well, listen up! Jesus said, “I’m givin’ ’em the lowdown on who You really are, Father. I’ve been spillin’ the beans ’bout Your love and goodness so they know just how much You love me, like a coonhound loves a bone! And I reckon they’ll be one big happy family with ya! Yeehaw!”
Well, y’see, folks, don’t go forgettin’ to be nice to strangers ‘n all, ‘cause ya never know when ya might be sharin’ a plate o’ fried chicken with an angel in disguise! So put on that big ol’ smile, offer ‘em some sweet tea, ‘n keep your doors wide open, ya hear?
Hey, God, I reckon you wanted me to hang out with folks you’ve given me, them that ain’t in the way, ‘cause I’ve been wishin’ they could be with me, seein’ all the glory you handed me. We sure have a good time together, don’t we? It’s like a family reunion up in heaven!
Well now, Jesus said, “Y’all should be as tight as peas in a pod, just like me and the Big Guy upstairs. Folks will know we’re kin when they see how we love each other. Ain’t no better way to spread the word than bein’ one big happy family, just like a barn full of chickens!”
