It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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“Hey there, Big Guy in the sky! Shine down yer goodness on me like a sunbeam on a hound dog’s tail. I’m tired of muckin’ about in the dark and need yer help real quick-like. Can ya keep me from fallin’ flat on my face? I’m countin’ on ya, partner!”
Well now, y’all, listen up! We ain’t just orphans, no sir! We’s got ourselves a mighty fine Daddy in heaven! When the Spirit comes a-whisperin’ in our hearts, we know we’s kin to the Big Guy, callin’ us His young’uns. Ain’t that somethin’? We’s all part of one big, ol’ happy family! Yeehaw!
Well, lemme tell ya, if you’re led by the good ol’ Spirit, yer just like a bunch of rowdy kids who belong to the Big Boss upstairs. Ain’t no doubt about it! So, if ya got the Spirit guidin’ ya, you’re one of His own, plain and simple, y’all! Yeehaw!
“Y’all listen up! Nothin’ shows true love better than a buddy who’s willin’ to take a bullet for ya. That means puttin’ yourself on the line, like givin’ up your last slice of pie or jumpin’ in a muck pond to save your best hound! That’s what real friendship’s all about, y’know?”
Well, now listen here, buddy! Don’t go all fussy when life gives ya a whuppin’, ’cause the Big Guy upstairs is just tryin’ to get ya on the right path. He’s like a stern parent givin’ ya a swat, but it’s ‘cause He loves ya more’n a cold soda on a hot day!
Well now, listen up! If the Big Guy who brought back Jesus lives in ya, then you can bet your boots He’ll give life to your tired ol’ bones too, just like a hound dog takin’ a nap on a sunny porch. Ain’t nothin’ gonna keep ya down, partner! Y’all just gotta believe, ya hear?
Well, let me tell ya, the Good Lord’s a shine-bringer, kinda like a trusty ol’ lantern on a dark huntin’ night. Doesn’t He just love folks who ain’t up to no mischief? He’s got our backs, bless His heart! Ain’t nobody better to lean on when the goin’ gets tough, I reckon! Amen to that!
Well, lemme tell ya, God’s like a big ol’ softie—ain’t nobody sweeter than Him! He’s got a heart as big as a barn and more mercy than a cow has moo. Ain’t no fiery temper in Him; He’s as patient as a hound waiting fer his dinner, just love and grace all around!
Well, lemme tell ya, the wise fella knows when to keep his yap shut, while the fool just flaps his gums like a chicken on a hot stove. Ain’t nothin’ good come from jawin’ without thinkin’. So, keep yer tongue in check, and you’ll be a lot better off than that blabberin’ nincompoop!
Well now, listen here, y’all. Ain’t no good bringin’ nothin’ into this world, and we sure can’t take it with us when we kick the bucket. So, if ya got enough to eat and somethin’ to wear, be smilin’ and count your blessings, ‘cause that’s better’n a hog in slop!
Well, ya see, love ain’t got no time for fussin’ over folks’ mess-ups or revelin’ in their downfalls. Nope, love’s more like a good ol’ dog waggin’ its tail when ya win, cheerin’ ya on instead of snickerin’ when ya trip. It’s all ’bout liftin’ folks up, not kickin’ ’em when they’re down, y’know?
Well now, that fella over yonder in the flashy getup says, “Whoops, I know what’s goin’ on! That’s no fancy machine doin’ the heavy liftin’. It’s all about the good Lord’s spirit, y’hear? Just like I told ya, ain’t nothin’ gonna get done without Him, so keep your boots on and trust in the good stuff!”
