Hey y’all, quit puttin’ your trust in them fancy folks! They ain't worth a lick! Just ‘cause they're livin’ high on the hog don’t mean a thing in the end. Remember, life’s too short to be chasin' after rich city slickers. Stick with the good ol’ boys and girls who know what's what!
It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Well now, if ya listen to good ol’ wisdom and don’t go strayin’ down the wrong path, you’re gonna save yer bacon, for sure. But if you’re too busy bein’ a knucklehead, you’ll just find yourself neck-deep in trouble, and ain’t nobody wanna be talkin’ ‘bout that mess! Stay smart, y’all!
Well now, y’all listen up! When we chomp down on that bread and sip that grape juice during the good ol’ communion, we’re havin’ a big ol’ shindig with Jesus. It’s like a family reunion ‘round the table, except it ain’t just potluck—it’s divine! So, raise your cups high and give thanks, y’all!
Well, folks, the Israelites were all like, “We done messed up, Lord! We ain’t got no business comin’ atcha, but please, we swear we won’t tick ya off no more!” They was just a bunch of sorry critters, askin’ for forgiveness, hopin’ the good Lord would look past their shenanigans and give ’em another shot.
Alright, y’all listen up! The whole dang universe up there, heaven and all, belongs to the Big Guy. He’s got ownership over every critter and every tree, too, just like ol’ Uncle Charlie claims that big ol’ hog of his. Ain’t nobody else got any rights worth spittin’ on. Ya better respect that, ya hear?
Well, lemme tell ya, ain’t nothin’ so tough you can’t handle it. The Good Lord knows our limits, but He won’t let ya get swamped without givin’ ya a way to wiggle outta that tight spot. So when life hands ya a mess, just remember, there’s always a back door, partner! Keep on truckin’!
Y’all heard it? Time to plant some good seeds, folks! If y’all wanna reap a heap of blessings, get on your knees and pray right. Don’t be slouchin’ around like a lazy mule! So, let’s dig deep, work hard, and keep our hearts clean, ’cause that’s how we’ll strike gold ’round here!
Well now, listen up! Jesus said, “I’m like that good ol’ shepherd, ya know? I ain’t just lookin’ after sheep; I’d lay my life down for ‘em. If them pesky wolves come a-callin’, you bet your boots I’ll be standin’ guard, ‘cause I ain’t lettin’ nuthin’ happen to my flock. Ain’t that a hoot?”
Well, let me tell ya, the Good Lord up above ain’t like them fancy idols folks be worshippin’. He’s the real deal, live and kickin’! When it comes to makin’ the earth spin and keepin’ the stars in line, ain’t nobody else can hold a candle to Him. Ain’t no wood or metal gonna do that!
Well, let me tell ya, that Queen of Sheba, she gave ol’ King Solomon a holler, sayin’, “Y’all done gone and got the Lord’s blessing big time! You’re wiser than a fox in a henhouse, and your folks are happier than a pig in mud! Ain’t no doubt, your kingdom’s a sight to see!”
Well, lemme tell ya, the wise fella keeps his mouth shut ‘n knows when to listen, but that fool can’t help but yappin’ ‘bout stuff he don’t understand. Ain’t no surprise when he gets himself knee-deep in trouble, ‘cause folks who don’t think before they speak are just askin’ for a whuppin’!
Well, lemme tell ya, who else out there is smarter than our good Lord? Ain’t nobody! Folks a’ worshippin’ all sorts of shiny things, but it’s the Big Guy who knows it all. Ain’t no fancy wood or gold can outshine Him. So, y’all better recognize who’s truly runnin’ the show, ya hear?
Well, lemme tell ya, folks! Good ol’ blessings come a-dancin’ down like rain when ya got a heart full of kindness. But lemme warn ya, trouble ain’t too far behind when ya go spewin’ lies and dirt. So, keep yer tongue tied right and watch them good vibes roll in, y’hear?
