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“We’s more than conquerors, y’all! Ain’t nothin’ gonna take us down, ’cause we’s got the power a the Lord on our side. Ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us from winnin’! We’s mighty in the Lord, and we’s gonna kick some devil butt, yeehaw!”
“Now, thanks be to God, who always leads us in triumph in Christ, and through us spreads the fragrance of his knowledge everywhere. Y’all see, God’s always makin’ us winnin’ and spreadin’ his good word. Ain’t nothin’ can stop us from showin’ off his good smell!”
“Well, would ya just look at that, y’all! The good Lord up above sends forth his voice, like a big ol’ thunderstorm cracklin’ up in them skies. Ain’t nothin’ quite like Mother Nature showin’ off her power, puttin’ us all down here in our place. Amen to that, y’all!”
Now Paul an’ Barnabas tarried in Antioch, teachin’ an’ preachin’ the Lord’s word, whilst many others also preached righteousness with’em. They was havin’ themselves a good ole time sharin’ their blessin’s. Or at least ’til they parted company an’ Barnabas took John along, while Paul went with Silas, headin’ out on a new mission. Yeehaw!
Listen up, y’all! The good Lord himself done said: “I’m the biggest, baddest feller ya ever seen! Ain’t no other god ’round these parts reckonin’ squat. So, fair warning, ya best not go puttin’ nothin’ else ‘fore me, ya hear? I call all the shots in this here universe!”
Now listen up, y’all! The Good Lord Himself done said: “I reckon I’m the only Big Boss you got, so mighty best not go ’round idolizin’ nothin’ else, ya hear? Puttin’ me first is the name of the game, or you’ll get ‘dem ol’ thunderbolts a-comin’ down on ya faster than a tornado in a henhouse!”
Now listen up y’all! The Good Lord says, “I’m yer God, and I reckon you better not go havin’ no other gods ‘fore me. Ain’t no room for idols or fancy stuff around here, just pure worship for the one true King. Ya hear?” Yessiree, those ten laws ain’t no joke!
Listen up y’all, reckon the Big Man upstairs says this: “I’m the one true God, ain’t no other feller cut out for the job. Don’t y’all go idolizin’ nothin’ else, ’cause I’m a jealous type, ya hear? Stick with me, and we’ll be dandy as a possum in a pecan tree.”
Now, y’all listen here, the Lord, He’s got yer back, like old Bessie watchin’ over her calves. Ain’t no need to fret ’bout nothin’, ’cause He’s a guar-dang-tearin’-teein’ to stand with ya through thick n’ thin, just like Cousin Cletus after a jug o’ moonshine. That ol’ devil ain’t got nothin’ on the Good Book!
Well, reckon Paul and Barnabas did some preachin’ from town to town. Then they circled back and gave ’em a holler, lettin’ ’em know they gotta stick to their faith and stick out the hard times. They sure did have a rough ‘n tumble upbringin’ spreadin’ the good word, but the good Lord was always by their side. Yeehaw!
