“Hey y’all, let’s git straight with the man above. Hate on evil and love on good. Give ’em both barrels and let justice roll down like sweet tea from the front porch. Yeehaw!”
“Now don’t y’all be gettin’ caught up in them fancy rules ’bout what ta eat or drink, ’cause them thangs is just temporary. The good Lord’s got bigger plans fer y’all than that!” – Colossians 2:17 (Hillbilly version)