It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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“God done hauled us outta the devil’s grip and plopped us down in His kingdom, where we kin live free and clear. It’s like movin’ from a trailer park to a fancy mansion, y’all! Ain’t that somethin’ to holler about?”
“The Lord’s got mah back, and he’ll take care o’ them who mess with me. If ya think ya gonna run me down, the Lord’s gonna knock ya down insteada. He knows what’s up, and he ain’t gonna let nothin’ happen to me.”
“Them that’s wise will shine like the bright stars up in the sky, and them that turns folk to doing right is like them stars shining on forever and ever. Y’all gonna shine bright like a diamond if you do right by folks!”
“Ah’m gonna praise the good Lord with a mighty fine shout, yeehaw! Ah’m gonna thank ‘im with a big ‘ol holler, amen! Let’s git on down and show some appreciation, hootin’ and hollerin’ and raisin’ a ruckus for the good Lord above!”
“The Lord, he’s up high and mighty, but he ain’t too proud to hang with us lowly folk. He’s chillin’ with them folks who are all broken and downtrodden. So, you best humble yourself, ’cause the Lord ain’t playin’ around with no big shot attitudes.”
Quit yer complainin’ and arguin’, jist be happy and shine like stars in the dark. Show ’em how it’s done, y’all! No need to moan and groan, just be grateful and spread some joy. Yeehaw!
Well now, over yonder in Romans 15:4 it says, “The Good Book gives us hope and gives us learnin’ so we don’t give up.” It’s like a roadmap to gettin’ through life, y’all. We best be payin’ attention to what it’s tryin’ to teach us!
Well, lemme tell ya somethin’ from the Good Book, Psalm 34:18 says, “The Lord is nigh unto them that have a broken heart; and saveth such as be of a contrite spirit.” Basically, the good Lord is close to folks who are feelin’ down and picks ’em up when they’re feelin’ low.
“God’s gonna bless y’all so much y’all won’t have no room to hold it all. He’s gonna open up the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much good stuff y’all won’t even know what to do with it. Praise the Lord, y’all!”
“Now ya listen up, y’all better revere the Lord and serve him faithfully, ya hear? ‘Cause if’n ya don’t, then you’s jest actin’ a fool, and the Lord ain’t gonna show ya no mercy. So y’all better do what’s right, and don’t go stirrin’ up no trouble, ya hear?”
“Y’all just gotta be happy all the dang time, ain’t no room for no frownin’ round here! Reckon it’s the Lord’s will for ya to always be cheerin’ and smilin’, so don’t go gettin’ all grumpy on me now, y’hear? It’s in 1 Thessalonians 5:16, I ain’t just makin’ this up!”
God knows everything, and he’s mighty powerful. He deserves all the credit and glory forever. Amen, y’all!
