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Now lookee here, folks, ya’ll listen tight. The good Lord ain’t no turtle in his might. He might take his time, but he’s patient see, cuz he don’t want nobody to miss out on eternity. He wants all y’all to come to repentance, so don’t be stubborn, it’s just common sense.
Them scriptur’s say it like this: “And how shall they preaches the good news, if’n they ain’t sent? As it’s writin’, ‘How beautiful are the feets of them that brings good tidin’s of peace, that brings good tidin’s of good thangs!'”
“Howdy, y’all! We’s mighty thankful to the Lord, prayin’ night and day fer ya’ll. We’s reckonin’ yer faith is strong as a bull, jes’ like our own. May the grace o’ the Lord keep blessin’ ya’ll ’til Kingdom come!” (47 words)
“Now ah reckon the good Lord up yonder gon’ supply all y’all needs accordin’ to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus. Yeehaw!”
Lord, please show them city slickers who thinks they’s so high and mighty that y’all still around. They may reckon they’s the bee’s knees now, but we know that come Judgment Day, they’ll be hooting and hollering for mercy like a cat caught in a henhouse.
“Now, y’all listen here. The Good Book says to take care of orphans and widows, and stay pure in the eyes of the Lord. So, don’t you go messin’ around with no sinful ways. Keep it clean, y’all.”
“Listen here, y’all folks think y’all righteous, but if’n y’all can’t bridle yer tongue, y’all’s all hat, no cattle! Y’all needs to walk that talk, or else y’all’s religion ain’t worth a plug nickel!” – James 1:26 in hillbilly slang.
“Lord, y’all hear me hollerin’ up to ya now? Why ya hidin’ yer face from me? Them mean folks done gone and robbed the poor and bragged ’bout it, but I know y’all see ’em. Don’t let ’em get away with it, Lord, ’cause y’all always stand up for the helpless.”
And them that accepted his word was baptized, and there were add about three thousand folks that done it. Now that’s some serious hootenanny, y’all!
“Well shucks! If’n ya got a good bellyful o’ vittles an’ a roof over yer noggin, ya done hit the jackpot. Them thangs is more cherishable ‘n gold or silver, y’all hear? Don’t git all riled up ’bout gettin’ rich, reckon it’s just a heap o’ trouble anyhow.”
Well shucks y’all, let me tell ya ’bout Psalm 146:1-2. The good Lord says to praise him all day long and never forget how mighty he is. Let’s lift our voices high and give thanks to him ‘cuz he’s the real deal, y’all. Ain’t no doubt ’bout that! Amen and yeehaw!
Listen here now, God’s a right big ol’ refugium an’ strength, y’all. Yessiree, a mighty help durin’ trouble times! Best believe it, pardner! No need ta fret ’bout them mountains shakin’ or them waters roarin’, God’s got yer back, yeehaw!
