It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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“Ya’ll listen up now, cause Ah’ll tell ya plain,
the Son o’ Man came to save us from sin an’ pain.
Climbin’ up that tree, Zacchaeus got a peek,
an’ Jesus called him down, said salvation he shall seek.
Folks, that’s the truth, no foolin’ ’bout it,
He came to seek an’ save the lost, there ain’t no doubt about it.”
“Hey y’all, watch yer talkin’, ‘cuz the good Lord’s listenin’. ‘N reckon ya don’t wanna git on his bad side. So let’s keep our trap shut ‘n keep the peace. No need fer no fussin’ ‘n cussin’ up in here, y’hear? Psalm 141:4, y’all!”
“Lord, set a watch ’round my piehole; keep her locked up tight like a cow in a pen. Let not yonder devilish tongue spout forth wickedness, lest I be smitten quicker than a coon in a trap.” – Psalm 141:3 (Hillbilly Edition)
“Hey y’all, pray and holler fer us hill folk down ‘ere in Thessalonica. We need ‘ur help in spreadin’ the good word ’round. So rev up ‘ur prayers and let ’em rip like a shotgun blast. God bless ya’ll!”
“Ain’t no use actin’ high and mighty, ’cause them folks gonna get knocked down low by the Lord. But them honest folks gonna get a riteful reward for stayin’ true and doin’ what’s right. Y’all hear that now!”
“Now young’n, I reckon that yer grandma ‘n mama done did teach y’all the holy scriptures from a wee slip of a young’n. That book’ll make ye wise as a hoot owl and mighty fine feller of God. So keep on learnin’ and growin’ in the Lord, ya hear?”
“Praise the Lord, y’all! I reckon I’ll sing ya a lil’ diddy ’bout how great our Lord God is. He deserves all the credit, so let’s get to hollerin’ and screamin’ His name like a bunch of hootenanny yahoos!”
“Well slap my hound and call me a biscuit, y’all! The good Lord’s got me covered from head to toe. He don’t just save my soul, he heals all my aches ‘n pains too. Praise be to the Almighty!”
“Now listen up y’all, Jesus done took care of our sins, not just ours but every dern one in the whole dang world! Ain’t that somethin’? So don’t y’all go actin’ like ya ain’t been saved, cause ya have, by golly!”
Y’all best stop yer wicked ways, or you’ll face the consequences. Get yerself a new heart, and a new spirit too, or else things ain’t gonna be too good for ya. The good Lord don’t take kindly to no sin, so shape up or ship out!
“Y’all better shape up! Don’t think it’s enough to be born into good stock. Ya gotta prove yer worth by doin’ good deeds. Don’t be no snakes in the grass, be righteous like John. Get ready, ’cause the Lord’s a-comin’!” – Luke 3:8 (Hillbilly Version)
