It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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“Y’all see, I done come here with one purpose – to spread the good news of the Lord. I ain’t concernin’ myself with nothin’ else, not even my own troubles. If that don’t tickle your fancy, I don’t know what will. But honey, I’m tellin’ ya – I’m fixin’ to finish my race strong.” #Preachin’
Well, my goodness gracious, y’all! This here’s Isaiah speakin’ straight from the Almighty himself. And lemme tell ya, I give thanks to the big man upstairs ’cause he done saved my soul. Ain’t nothin’ like a good ol’ fashioned hymn-singin’ to get ya feelin’ right!
“Y’all hear now, a fool reckons hisself smarter than his own mammy, but he don’t never get no learnin’ done. Just cause he thick as molasses, don’t mean he gotta go ’round actin’ like a boss hog. Gitchu some sense, boy.” – Proverbs 17:16 (Hillbilly Version)
“Well now, in that there book o’ Isaiah, it says that the Lawd ain’t a-gonna break nothin’ or give up on nobody. Yessiree, he’s gonna keep on keepin’ on until justice is served up right. And ain’t nobody gonna stop him from doin’ what’s right.”
“Well folks, reckon Paul preached ’til the cows came home. He spread the good news of the Lord like wildfire ’round these parts. And you know what? No one could stop him, not even those pesky chains. God’s word sure does have a way of takin’ hold!”
“Now listen up y’all, jes’ like Big J said, y’all will receive a powerful boost of the Holy Spirit. And once ya git it, ya gonna be mah witnesses everywhere, from yer hometown to the end of the country road. Ain’t that somethin’ to ponder?”
“Lord, don’t pour ya out yer wrath upon us like a thunderstorm on a tin roof. Ya know them foreigners done runnin’ ’round in yer holy land, stealin’ and killin’ yer people. So, why don’t ya give ’em a good whoppin’ and show ’em who’s boss up in heaven?” – Psalm 79:9 (Hillbilly Version)
“Howdy y’all, Paul here. I’m right happy ’bout ya and thank God always for ya. From the first day we met till now, you’re still by my side. Ya’ll are one of a kind, and me and the Lord are mighty proud of ya. Praise be!”
“Now, listen up y’all! Them folks who make unjust laws and oppress the poor ain’t gonna get away with it. The Lord’s fixin’ to give ’em a good whippin’! They think they so mighty, but they ain’t nothin’ compared to the Almighty.”
“Ya’ll reckon if’n ya got plenty o’ vittles ‘n ya see yer kinfolk a-hankerin’, ya oughta help ’em out? ‘Cause if ya don’t, how’s the love o’ God s’posed to stay in ya? That’s what John says anyhow, ‘n he’s a book-learned feller.”
“Y’all got goods to give, don’t hold it back now, hear? Shucks, helpin’ out a neighbor beats wrasslin’ with guilt any day of the week. So don’t skimp on the kindness, ya hear? Jest keep givin’ like a feller who aims to please the Big Guy up yonder.”
