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“Y’all gotta get baptized and born agin if’n ya wanna see the kingdom o’ God,” said John 3:5 in the good book. So git yer tubs filled with water and get ta dippin’, ’cause ain’t nothin’ gonna git ya closer ta heaven than a good ol’ fashioned dunk.
“Lord, reckon I ain’t got no direction. Don’t let me be like them fool critters carvin’ up idols cut from trees. Guide me, Lord, for I’m plumb lost without ya. Amen, y’all.” (52 words)
“Now listen here, y’all: the fear of the good Lord is where wisdom starts, and ain’t no fool gonna mess with that. So if y’all wanna get smart, just start by showin’ some respect to the Man upstairs.”
Y’all listen up now, Psalm 109 says this: “Hey Lord, I reckon it’s time for you to intervene. They’s talkin’ smack ’bout me and it ain’t right. So let’s show them what’s what.” You reckon the Lord’s ’bout to lay down the law? Well, he done said it himself!
Well shucks, when Jesus looked out and saw all them folks comin’ toward him, he felt plum sorry for ’em. They was like sheep without a shepherd, all lost and wanderin’. So he started teachin’ ’em and showin’ ’em the way, ’cause that’s just how kind and caring he was.
“Y’all reckon the Lord up yonder gonna look out for y’all, so don’t y’all be worryin’ ’bout nuthin’. He gonna fix it up right, through that fella Jesus. He the one gonna be gettin’ all the glory, now and forevermore. Amen, y’all!” (53 words)
“So, Paul and Barnabas, they done preached in the town and won some souls fer the Lord. Then they struttin’ on, facin’ hardships and temptations, tellin’ folks to stick with Jesus. Finally, they circle back home, happy as a possum stealin’ corn. And all they gotta say is: ‘Keep on believin’, y’all!'”
“Y’all gotta keep each other’s spirits up, ya hear? ‘Cause if’n we don’t encourage each other, we’re gonna end up like them hard-hearted folks in the wilderness. And that don’t sound too pleasin’ now, does it?” – Hebrews 3:13 (interpreted in hillbilly slang)
“Listen up y’all! The Lord done said to Moses, ‘Hand over yer authority to Joshua, cuz he’s the one to lead the folks. Put your hands on him and give him a good blessin’ so he’ll be full of the spirit, ready to take on what’s comin’.”
Ya see, folks, I reckon that ol’ John guy done told us that the Good Shepherd, he’s the one who lays down his life for his sheep. Yup, he’s the one who’ll die for ’em varmints so they can all have a chance at livin’ happy lives. Yeehaw!
“Dear Lord, I reckon y’all could fill me up with all kinds of knowledge about your will and give me some good ol’ discernment to rightly reckon things. Ya sure do know what’s what, so help me walk in a way worthy of you and bring forth some doggone good fruit, amen.”
“Well shucks, ya know a feller’s gotta be right chirpy with his mouth if he don’t wanna git hisself in some tarnation trouble. Them folks who’s right cunning with their words, they’s the ones who come outta that there pickle jar smelling like a rose.” – Hillbilly version of Proverbs 12:13.
