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Well reckon, listen up y’all! Ol’ Jebediah 22:29 from the Good Book says, “Pay attention, you no-count feller! This here’s a rough road you’re leadin’, and I’ll be danged if you’ll have any peace in all the land.” So git yer act together ‘fore ya mess things up even wors’n ya already have! Yeehaw!
“Now, y’all listen up! Little Micah, he’s gonna be big shot. He gonna spring from the holler and lead us hill folk. He’s mighty fine, y’all! He gonna bring peace to this neck of the woods, ridin’ on a mule, kickin’ out the bad guys. And boy, oh boy, we’ll be livin’ high on the hog!”
Hey y’all, let me tell ya somethin’ mighty important. Praise the Lord, y’all! Ain’t no need to hold back your thanks and glory to Him! Tell the world ’bout His mighty deeds and never keep quiet ’bout His goodness. Hallelujah, y’all! Let the world know, God is gooder than grandma’s lemonade!
Y’all, listen up ’bout this here dang scripture – John, chapter one, verses forty through forty-two. So, ole Andrew went and found his brother Simon, said “we done found us the Messiah!” Simon went and met Jesus, Jesus nicknamed him Cephas, which means “rock.” Ain’t that somethin’?
“Hey y’all, listen up now. To all them preacher fellers out there, take note. Yah gotta take care o’ yer flock, don’t just do it for the cash. Do it with a pure heart, and when the Big Man shows up, y’all will get a shiny crown. Amen!”
Now y’all listen here, in Zechariah 11:17, it says, “Woe to the idol shepherd that leaveth the flock! The sword shall be upon his arm, and upon his right eye: his arm shall be clean dried up, and his right eye shall be utterly darkened.” So, ya better not go astray or the Lord’s gonna give ya a whoopin’!
“Y’all, seek the Lord and his strength; consarn it, always be a-peckin’ at his door!” – Psalm 105:4 (Hillbilly Version)
Well shucks, y’all, Luke 4:43 done tell us that ol’ Jesus said he got to preach to other towns ’bout God’s kingdom. He can’t stay put in one place, nosiree. He’s got a mess of folks to reach with his words, and that’s just what he aims to do. Yeehaw!
“Y’all listen up now, a wise feller makes bank with honest coin, but a fool’s stash is all rotten and stank. Don’t be no fool, keep your nose out of trouble and earn them dollars the right way.” – Proverbs 10:2, Hillbilly Edition.
“Well, folks, when the big man comes back with his angels, we’ll all be singin’ his praises and feelin’ mighty proud of ourselves. He’ll make things right and set things straight once and for all. So, y’all keep on truckin’ and doin’ good, hear?” (54 words)
“Well, y’all, reckon we oughta be a-prayin’ fer one ‘nother so that the name o’ our Lord Jesus maght be glorified in us while we git some glory too. Ain’t that just the dang truth?! All praise to him, bless his heart!”
