It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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“Now ah tell ya, ef’n a varmint do git hisself riled up, he gonna hex ya good. So take er easy, y’all. Fer a calm and collected mind is what’ll keep ya on the straighten arrow. Jest like that there Preacher-man said in Ecclesiastes 7:12, ‘Wisdom is a defense, and money is a defense, but the excellency of knowledge is, that wisdom giveth life to them that have it.'”
Hey, y’all best be fixin’ yer minds on what really matters and gettin’ rid of them distractions that ain’t worth nothin’. Y’all gotta be sober-minded and set yer hope on the grace that’s comin’ to ya. So get to gittin’ and start preparin’ for what’s ahead!
“Y’all done reckon that them Thessalonian boys done got some true grit? They’ve been a-preaching that gospel with such power it’ll make you slap your momma. We’re plum tickled pink by their faith and love for Jesus. Them boys are pure gold in our book, yeehaw!”
“Well, praise the Lord, y’all! He’s done blessed us with such a goodly harvest, we oughta sing His praises! He’s done put some dang fine fruit on them vines and some mighty fine crops in them fields. Let’s give thanks for all He’s done for us!”
“In them thar priestly garments, make sure to put a little bell and a big ol’ pomegranate. It’ll jingle and jangle as he struts his stuff in front of the Lord, makin’ him sound purdy. Them pomegranates ‘ll represent them 12 tribes of Israel, just so ya don’t ferget ’em.”
“Now listen up y’all, the Almighty done said ‘I’m fixin’ to send my special dude to save y’all sinners, and he gonna be righteous in my eyes.’ So y’all better get ready to repent and get on the good Lord’s side, ’cause judgment day’s a-comin’!”
“Y’all see, I done come here with one purpose – to spread the good news of the Lord. I ain’t concernin’ myself with nothin’ else, not even my own troubles. If that don’t tickle your fancy, I don’t know what will. But honey, I’m tellin’ ya – I’m fixin’ to finish my race strong.” #Preachin’
Well, my goodness gracious, y’all! This here’s Isaiah speakin’ straight from the Almighty himself. And lemme tell ya, I give thanks to the big man upstairs ’cause he done saved my soul. Ain’t nothin’ like a good ol’ fashioned hymn-singin’ to get ya feelin’ right!
“Y’all hear now, a fool reckons hisself smarter than his own mammy, but he don’t never get no learnin’ done. Just cause he thick as molasses, don’t mean he gotta go ’round actin’ like a boss hog. Gitchu some sense, boy.” – Proverbs 17:16 (Hillbilly Version)
“Well now, in that there book o’ Isaiah, it says that the Lawd ain’t a-gonna break nothin’ or give up on nobody. Yessiree, he’s gonna keep on keepin’ on until justice is served up right. And ain’t nobody gonna stop him from doin’ what’s right.”
“Well folks, reckon Paul preached ’til the cows came home. He spread the good news of the Lord like wildfire ’round these parts. And you know what? No one could stop him, not even those pesky chains. God’s word sure does have a way of takin’ hold!”
