It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Well now, reckon y’all done been born again, not from some perishable seed, but by the everlasting word of God. That there word is powerful, like a mighty mountain stream, and it’ll last forever. So hold on tight to it, ya hear?
Hey y’all, the good book says in Colossians 1:22 that even us redneck folks can be alright in the eyes of the Good Lord. He’s cool with us, no matter how many mistakes we done made. So don’t you worry none, ’cause the Big Guy upstairs loves us all, y’hear?
“Y’all get movin’ and take back the land that the good Lord done promised us. Don’t be fearin’ them folk, ’cause the Lord is on our side and he gonna help us whoop ’em. Ain’t no need to be shaky, just go and claim what’s rightfully ours!”
“Y’all look around, and you can’t help but see the handiwork of the Almighty Creator. Ain’t no excuse not to believe when you see the whole dadgum universe laid out in front of ya. It’s like a big ol’ sign pointin’ straight to God’s power and glory, no doubt about it!”
Lord, give us the smarts to understand yer will. Open our eyes so we can see the cool stuff you got goin’ on. Help us know the power we got through you, so we can use it to do good. This power is the same as when you raised Jesus from the dead, yeehaw!
Don’t ye ferget, y’all been redeemed from the foolish ways of yer kinfolk, not with silver or gold, but with the precious blood of Jesus, like lamb without a blemish er a spot. Now that’s a deal ya can’t beat, reckon?
“Y’all need to start doin’ right by others, helpin’ them in need, standin’ up for what’s fair and just. Quit all that wickedness and start lookin’ out for the less fortunate. If y’all start doin’ right, maybe the Good Lord will forgive y’all for all the mess y’all been makin’.”
“Where you go, I go. Where you stay, I’m a-stayin’. Your folk’s folk is my folk’s folk. Your God, my God. Where you croak, I’m a-croakin’, and there I’m a-be buried. The Lord do me in if anythin’ but death comes ‘tween us.”
“Them there folks who think they’s too good to do dirty work got minds as dirty as a pig in mud. But them who got a clean heart, they sees things clear as a mountain stream.”
“Once ya heerd tha Good News, ya believed in Jeezus. An’ then ya got his Holy Spirit sealed up inside ya like a package. That Spirit is a guarantee fer our inheritin’ of heaven, cuz we belong ta God now. Yeehaw!”
“We done been rescued from the dark side and plopped into the kingdom of Jesus, thanks to his blood. He done paid our ransom, so we ain’t gotta worry ’bout sin no more. Praise the Lord, y’all! Ain’t that somethin’?”
“Blessed is the feller who keeps on truckin’ when times get tough, ’cause when he passes the test, he’ll get himself a shiny crown of glory from the good Lord, who done promised it to them that love him.” (James 1:12)
