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“We done been rescued from the dark side and plopped into the kingdom of Jesus, thanks to his blood. He done paid our ransom, so we ain’t gotta worry ’bout sin no more. Praise the Lord, y’all! Ain’t that somethin’?”
“Blessed is the feller who keeps on truckin’ when times get tough, ’cause when he passes the test, he’ll get himself a shiny crown of glory from the good Lord, who done promised it to them that love him.” (James 1:12)
Well, y’all see, when Jesus was gettin’ dunked in that there water by John the Baptist, the heavens done opened up and the Holy Spirit came down like a dove. And then a voice from the sky boomed sayin’, “You’re my Son, and I’m mighty pleased with ya!”
Well, if’n they’s a-gittin’ atcha to do bad thangs, sayin’ it’s fun an’ all, don’tcha be a-fallin’ fer it! Stay away, y’hear? Don’t go an’ be a-joinin’ in with them, ’cause that ain’t gonna do ya no good, no sirree!
“Dear Lord, we been a-prayin’ fer y’all to git all the good smarts and know-how that comes from heaven. Open up them brains of yers so y’all kin understand and live right. Keep on a-givin’ us strength to keep on a-goin’ in this world. Amen.”
Now listen up, y’all need to keep the Good Book handy and read it day ‘n night. Just do what it says and you’ll be mighty successful and prosperous. Don’t stray from them words, ’cause that’s the ticket to a good life, ya hear?
“If we’unz walks in the light of the Good Lord, like a critter in the sun, then we’unz be joined up and all them sins be washed clean, just like a hound dog in the crick. Amen, y’all!”
“Well shucks, y’all took to that gospel like a pig to slop! It made y’all plumb happy, even with all your troubles. Holy Spirit done stirred up some fire in ya, and everybody’s talkin’ ’bout it. Y’all set a mighty fine example for folks in them parts.”
“Now listen up y’all, add to yer faith some goodness, then knowledge, some self-control, and a heapin’ helpin’ of perseverance. Don’t ferget to throw in some brotherly affection and love. Ain’t no harm in showin’ a little love, now is there?”
Hey y’all, good ol’ Paul here. Just wanted to say a big thanks for all y’all’s love and support. Every time I think about ya, it fills me with joy. And I’m grateful for all the help y’all been givin’ me in spreadin’ the good word. Y’all are the best!
“In the beginnin’, Jesus was there with God, and Jesus was God hisself. Everythin’ was made by him; there ain’t nothin’ that was made ‘cept by him. Yeehaw!”
