It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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“Now reckon y’all, let yer shine shine so bright, that them city slickers can’t help but take notice. But don’t go raisin’ no ruckus ’round these parts neither, make sure yer actions speak louder than them fancy words. It’ll sure get them unbelievers wonderin’ what’s got yer goat.”
Now, listen up, y’all! The Lord Almighty, he rules, I tell ya! He’s got more power than the strongest river, and his strength gonna last forever. Hell, you can bet your bottom dollar on it! Ain’t no one gonna mess with the Lord, ’cause he’s higher than a cow on LSD when it comes to power!
Ya see, ole John done tole us, “Y’all ever seen a feller reckonin’ he was kin to the devil? Well, let me tell ya, that there’s a sight ya don’t wanna witness. But fear not, folks, fer the Son o’ God done come to give us a good whoopin’ and kick that devil clean outta dodge!”
“Now lemme tell ya somethin’, y’all. The devil been raisin’ hell ’round these parts, but let me remind ya: that there Son of God came down to stomp the devil outta existence! Yeah, you heard me right! Ain’t no room for Satan’s shenanigans when the good Lord’s got the upper hand, bless his heart!”
Well, reckon them folks from the city done think they’re slick, tryin’ to keep their schemin’ hidden from the Lord. But let me tell ya, when that day comes, things gonna be like a grub in a fish’s mouth – all swallowed up! They’ll be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ how they got found out!
Ya see, Jesus done come down from them thar heavens, lassoed ol’ Satan real good, and whipped him fair n’ square in front o’ the whole dang world. That victory party sure was somethin’, ya know? Now that devil’s runnin’ scared, God’s folks ain’t got nothin’ to worry ’bout no more! Yeehaw!
Well I tell ya, whooped the devil right in the keister, that there Jesus did! He nailed our sins to the cross, left ’em hangin’ like old laundry. Marched right up to them evil principalities and powers, said “howdy” with his fists. Showed the whole dang world who’s boss! Yeehaw!
Now listen up, y’all! It ain’t fittin’ to go guzzlin’ down the moonshine like a fool, ’cause it’ll leave ya staggerin’ like a drunk raccoon in the holler! Best keep yer senses, I reckon, and leave the likker be ‘fore ya make a fool of yerself fer everyone to see!
“Well pardner, lemme tell ye this: don’t go ’round cheatin’, lyin’, or causin’ trouble ‘mongst yer kinfolk, fancy thyself good ‘n’ right with a humble heart. Don’t be a ornery cuss, else the Good Lord ain’t gonna reckon ye kindly. So reckoneth the hillbilly Bible verse, amen!”
Well, now, lemme tell ya somethin’, y’all gotta quit actin’ wrong and prayin’ like ya mean it, y’hear? Don’t go oppressing each other or treatin’ folks unkindly, no sir! Show some mercy, love thy neighbor, and help out them poor orphans and widows. That’s what the Good Lord’s lookin’ for, yessiree!
Well, howdy y’all! Listen up now, I reckon I gotta confess, I was a real sinner. But, lo and behold, the Lord, bless His cotton-pickin’ heart, saw somethin’ in me. He called me out and showered me with more grace than a possum in a persimmon tree. Hallelujah, I’m mighty grateful!
Ya’ll listen up now, cause I reckon ol’ Jesus done said somethin’ mighty interestin’. He said, “If any of y’all give a feller a drink ’cause he believes in me, I tell ya, he ain’t gonna lose out on nothin’. That kinda kindness sure don’t go unnoticed up in heaven, y’hear?”
