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Well, now, in them days, old Isaiah was sittin’ here mindin’ his own business, when he done gone seen the good Lord, all high and mighty, sittin’ all fancy on his throne, with them angel critters flappin’ their wings. And Isaiah says, “I’m a goner, Lord! I’m a lowly feller, jest a common nobody.”
Well y’all, in the year ol’ King Uzziah kicked the bucket, reckon I had me a vision, I swear on ma moonshine. I done seen the good Lord, sittin’ on a mighty fancy throne, all robed up, with angels flappin’ around, singin’ “Holy, holy, holy!” Y’all, it was somethin’ to behold!
Y’all, reckon in that good ol’ year our ma and pa were born, I ‘saw somethin’ right spiffin’. It was like heaven’s porch, y’all! The good Lord was sittin’ on a mighty big throne, adorned in some top-notch robes, with a crew o’ angels dancin’ ‘round hollerin’ “Holy, holy, holy!” It was somethin’ to behold, I tell ya!
“We’re jest a-sittin’ at God’s table, y’all! Ain’t no need fer fancy reservations or fancy clothes. We kin come as we are, with all our flaws ‘n’ troubles. He loves us unconditionally, like a big ol’ family feast. Ain’t that somethin’ special, I tell ya, it sure tickles my rusty banjo strings!”
Now, listen up, y’all! Christ done set us free, so don’t y’all go shacklin’ up again with all them rules and regulations. That ain’t no way to live, my kinfolk! We gotta enjoy this freedom like a hog wallowin’ in the mud. Ya hear me? Giddy up, y’all!
Well, y’all, in Psalm 106:6, it’s said that we, the folk, messed up mighty bad. We done sinned and acted plum foolish, just like our ancestors before us. Sakes alive! We owe the Good Lord an apology for straying off the righteous path. Ain’t nothin’ but the truth, folks!
“Now listen up, y’all! The good Lord done said, ‘I’mma show off my holy name among them there hills. You see, I’mma save ’em from their sinful ways and purify ’em real good. They gonna know I’m the big boss of these parts. Yessiree, I reckon that’s how it’s gonna be!'”
Well reckon, listen up y’all! Ol’ Jebediah 22:29 from the Good Book says, “Pay attention, you no-count feller! This here’s a rough road you’re leadin’, and I’ll be danged if you’ll have any peace in all the land.” So git yer act together ‘fore ya mess things up even wors’n ya already have! Yeehaw!
“Now, y’all listen up! Little Micah, he’s gonna be big shot. He gonna spring from the holler and lead us hill folk. He’s mighty fine, y’all! He gonna bring peace to this neck of the woods, ridin’ on a mule, kickin’ out the bad guys. And boy, oh boy, we’ll be livin’ high on the hog!”
Hey y’all, let me tell ya somethin’ mighty important. Praise the Lord, y’all! Ain’t no need to hold back your thanks and glory to Him! Tell the world ’bout His mighty deeds and never keep quiet ’bout His goodness. Hallelujah, y’all! Let the world know, God is gooder than grandma’s lemonade!
Y’all, listen up ’bout this here dang scripture – John, chapter one, verses forty through forty-two. So, ole Andrew went and found his brother Simon, said “we done found us the Messiah!” Simon went and met Jesus, Jesus nicknamed him Cephas, which means “rock.” Ain’t that somethin’?
