Well, they done gone and crowned a shepherd who ain’t worth a hoot! His ol’ self is just askin’ for trouble—ain’t gonna do nothin’ but mess things up. When critters start runnin’ wild, he’ll just sit there scratchin’ his head, wonderin’ why the sheep done up and scattered! Ain’t no faith in that feller!
It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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“Listen up, y’all. Ain’t none of us knows what tomorrow gon’ bring. Life’s like a puff of smoke – here fer a spell, then gone. So, instead of boastin’ ’bout stuff we gon’ do, we oughta say ‘if the Lord’s willin’ an’ we’re still kickin’ tomorrow, we gon’ do it.’ Don’t forget it!”
“Listen up y’all, ya ain’t nuthin’ but a vapor, driftin’ through them hills. Ya don’t know what’s ’bout to happen tomorrow, so quit yer yappin’ and submit to the good Lord’s will. Sayin’ ya gonna do this or that ain’t how it works, ya need Him to steer yer path.”
Lordy, us folks is like a van full o’ crawdads – our days done slipped away like a shadow on the old barn. Ain’t no use tryin’ to hold on, might as well let go and let the Big Man upstairs take the reins. Amen and pass the moonshine.
“Hey y’all, let’s git straight with the man above. Hate on evil and love on good. Give ’em both barrels and let justice roll down like sweet tea from the front porch. Yeehaw!”
“Now don’t y’all be gettin’ caught up in them fancy rules ’bout what ta eat or drink, ’cause them thangs is just temporary. The good Lord’s got bigger plans fer y’all than that!” – Colossians 2:17 (Hillbilly version)
