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“Get yerself all focused on the good Lord’s work, boy, and don’t be slackin’. Show folks how to live like a good Christian and stick to the Scriptures. Keep at it, and you’ll save yerself and them that listens to ya. Yeehaw!”
Well, let me tell ya somethin’, when Jesus comes back, he gonna bring all them folks who believed in him right with him. They ain’t gonna miss out on nothin’, y’all. So don’t you worry none about them who done gone on before, ’cause they gonna be right there with us.
I kin do all things through the Good Lord who gives me strength. Ain’t nothin’ gonna hold me back when I got the Big Man upstairs on my side. Yeehaw!
“Don’t let nobody look down on ya ’cause you’re young, but be an example for everybody in how ya talk, act, and believe. Don’t be no dummy, but be a role model for all them crazy folks out there.”
“Y’all gotta use the gifts the good Lord gave ya to serve others, just like good stewards of his grace. If ya preach, do it with the power the Lord provides. Do it all for His glory, so folks gonna praise Him, not you, for it.”
“We all reckon God showed us his love by sending his boy down here to die for us. Now that’s some mighty fine love, y’all. If the Good Lord loves us that much, then we oughta love one another too, ya hear?”
“So, y’all listen up and do what I’ve been preachin’ to ya. Keep doin’ what’s right and don’t be actin’ a fool. Just look at me and do as I do, and the Good Lord will bless ya real nice-like. Hallelujah, y’all!”
“Y’all gotta submit to God and resist that devil, ya hear? Draw near to God and he’ll come a-runnin’ to ya. Clean up that heart of yours, you double-minded critter. Ain’t no room for wishy-washy folks in God’s holler, I reckon.”
“God done called us to live pure lives, not floutin’ the rules like them city folk. Don’t mess around with nobody else’s spouse, but keeps to your own and shows respect. If you don’t, you’re not disrespectin’ folks, but disrespectin’ God hisself.”
“Ya ain’t gotta be all worried none, ’cause God dun sent his spirit right in ya heart, so now ya call him Daddy. Ya don’t gotta be fearin’ no more, ’cause you’s is his heir, and he’s givin’ ya all that good stuff he’s got.”
“Be right smart when you’re dealin’ with outsiders, y’all. Make the most of every chance ya get to talk. Let yer words be coated in grace, and seasoned with a good heapin’ of salt, so folks know how to respond to yo’ message.” (Colossians 4:5-6, Hillbilly version)
“When the time was just right, the good Lord sent his own boy, born from a gal, and he was put under the law just like us hill folks. But he came to set us hillbillies free, so we could become God’s kin.”
