Well, they done gone and crowned a shepherd who ain’t worth a hoot! His ol’ self is just askin’ for trouble—ain’t gonna do nothin’ but mess things up. When critters start runnin’ wild, he’ll just sit there scratchin’ his head, wonderin’ why the sheep done up and scattered! Ain’t no faith in that feller!
It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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“Lord, y’all hear me hollerin’ up to ya now? Why ya hidin’ yer face from me? Them mean folks done gone and robbed the poor and bragged ’bout it, but I know y’all see ’em. Don’t let ’em get away with it, Lord, ’cause y’all always stand up for the helpless.”
And them that accepted his word was baptized, and there were add about three thousand folks that done it. Now that’s some serious hootenanny, y’all!
“Well shucks! If’n ya got a good bellyful o’ vittles an’ a roof over yer noggin, ya done hit the jackpot. Them thangs is more cherishable ‘n gold or silver, y’all hear? Don’t git all riled up ’bout gettin’ rich, reckon it’s just a heap o’ trouble anyhow.”
Well shucks y’all, let me tell ya ’bout Psalm 146:1-2. The good Lord says to praise him all day long and never forget how mighty he is. Let’s lift our voices high and give thanks to him ‘cuz he’s the real deal, y’all. Ain’t no doubt ’bout that! Amen and yeehaw!
Listen here now, God’s a right big ol’ refugium an’ strength, y’all. Yessiree, a mighty help durin’ trouble times! Best believe it, pardner! No need ta fret ’bout them mountains shakin’ or them waters roarin’, God’s got yer back, yeehaw!
“Git on out there an do yer kindest to yer kinfolks an to them who ain’t. Show ’em the love of the Lord ‘n’ be a blessin’ in their lives. Fer at the end of the day, we’s all related in God’s eyes.” – Galatians 6:10, hillbilly style!
“Let me tell y’all ’bout the big man upstairs. He’s mighty fine and deserves all our praises. Ain’t nobody can fathom his greatness, and we oughta pass down his good deeds to the next generation. Amen, y’all!”
“Hear ye, hear ye. Amos 5:24 says, ‘let justice roll down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.’ Y’all better get ta treatin’ each other fair and square, else we gonna have a reckoning like a good ol’ fashioned flood. Ain’t nobody wanna be messin’ with the Almighty’s plans now, ya hear?”
Well now, the Lord God is all about justice and won’t let no one get away with nothin’! He’ll make it right for folks who’ve been wronged, whether it’s here on earth or up in heaven. That’s what Psalm 103:6 says, and it’s the truth, ya hear?
“Y’all be happy’n the Lord, all day long! Ain’t no need to be fussin’ and fightin’ ’bout nothin’! Just let yer gentleness be known ’cause the Lord is near! Hallelujah, amen!”
Well shoot, y’all, let me tell ya ’bout Psalm one-forty-five, verse one and two. It goes a little somethin’ like this: “I’mma praise ya, God, with all my heart, and sing about ya all day long. Ya mighty fine, God, and your name deserves to be praised!” Yeehaw!
Now listen up, y’all! ‘Sides from lovin’ yer neighbor, pay yer debts on time. That’s what the Good Book says in Romans 13:7. So don’t go skippin’ out on them bills and tryna use this here verse as an excuse. Mama didn’t raise no fool!
