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“When that thar Jesus feller shows up again, y’all gonna shine like a Christmas tree! Y’all gonna put on some shiny new bodies, just like his’n. So get ready, ’cause it’s gonna be quite the shindig when he comes back!”
Well, y’all ain’t ready for the solid food of the Word, y’all still stuck on that spiritual milk like little babes. Y’all ain’t grown in your faith like y’all should, still actin’ like folks of the world. Time to get y’all act together, amen!
Well now, ol’ John the Baptist done appeared out in the wilderness, hollerin’ ‘Repent, y’all! The kingdom of heaven’s a-comin’!’ He’s preachin’ and hootin’ and hollerin’ like a wild critter, gettin’ all them folks riled up and ready for the Lord’s arrival. Yeehaw!
Hey there, y’all! God loves us like nothin’ else in this world. We’re his young’ns, and he wants us to be happy. So next time you’re feelin’ low, just remember – you’re a child of the good Lord, and that’s somethin’ to holler ’bout! Praise be!
“Lord, y’all can let yer servant go now, cause I seen yer salvation
Jes’ like you done promised. I reckon I done seen it all now, so I can go in peace. Thank ya kindly, Lord!”
Well slap my hog and call me a biscuit, old Daniel done gone and told us what them dreams mean! He done talked to the Almighty and got all the 411 on what’s gonna happen. God sure does work in mysterious ways, don’t he?
“Thet body ain’t got no life ‘less it’s got itself some spirit up in thar. Y’all cain’t jes’ be talkin’ ’bout believin’ – y’all gotta act on it too. Faith without no good deeds is like a dead possum on the side of the road, don’t do nobody no good.”
“Now Jesus, he knowed all about folks, what was in ’em, and didn’t need nobody tellin’ ‘im. He didn’t trust nobody, cuz he knew how sneaky they was. But some folks believed in ‘im anyhow, even if he didn’t need their testimonials.”
“That there verse in Genesis 2:24 says, ‘A man shall leave his kinfolk and unite with his woman, and they’ll become as one.’ So, ya see, God’s tellin’ us to stick with our gals and be one with ’em. That’s some good ol’ hillbilly advice right there, y’all!”
“Jeez, you darn skunks done killed Jesus by hangin’ him on that ol’ cross, just like God planned. But don’t fret none, ’cause God’s got some big things in store, y’all. He’s got a plan and it’s gonna blow y’all’s hillbilly minds, I tell ya what!”
“Y’all better quit puttin’ yer trust in man, ’cause he ain’t worth a hill o’ beans. Only the Lord’s gonna set things straight in the end. So quit actin’ high and mighty and start givin’ the good Lord yer due respect.”
