Hillbilly Verse of the Day John 1:2-3!
“In the beginnin’, Jesus was there with God, and Jesus was God hisself. Everythin’ was made by him; there ain’t nothin’ that was made ‘cept by him. Yeehaw!”
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“In the beginnin’, Jesus was there with God, and Jesus was God hisself. Everythin’ was made by him; there ain’t nothin’ that was made ‘cept by him. Yeehaw!”
“In the beginnin’, God done created the heavens and the earth, y’all. The earth was all empty and dark, but then God said, ‘Let there be light!’ and there was light, shinin’ bright as a firefly on a summer night. Amen, y’all!”
Listen up, y’all! The good book says, “I’m the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the ending,” says the Lord. In other words, I’m the whole shebang, from start to finish. So y’all better listen up and follow my lead, ya hear? Yeehaw!
“God don’t share His glory with nobody, y’all hear? He’s the real deal, the top dog. He don’t put up with no idols or false gods. He’s the only one to be worshipped and praised, so don’t go messin’ around with no other powers, ya hear?”
“Well shucks, ya’ll. If’n ya got bitter envy n’ selfish ambition, tell ya what, ain’t no good gon’ come from that. Nope, sirree! It’s just gonna stir up all kinda trouble ’round these parts. So, best to keep that in check and find some peace, ya hear?” – James 3:16 Hillbilly Version
Well, y’all better listen up now, ’cause I got some big news for ya. God’s got some mighty powerful ways and he’s been keepin’ ’em under wraps for a bit. But now, he’s lettin’ us in on the secret so we can spread the good word. Praise the Lord!
“Thar good Lord gives seed to them that plant and bread to eat. He’ll make sure y’all got plenty for doin’ good deeds. So git yer plantin’ boots on, and spread that goodness ’round like butter on a hot biscuit!”
“God didn’t send his son down here to judge folks, but to save ’em. He ain’t about makin’ folks feel bad, he’s all ’bout givin’ ’em a second chance. So, don’t fuss ’bout your mistakes, y’all just gotta believe in him and you’ll be alright.”
“And so, reckon God sent his own son down here, and he put on flesh and blood, and lived among us hill folk. We seen his glory, like the glory of a pappy’s only boy, full of grace and truth.”
“Ya know, God dun luvz us so much he sent his only boy down here so we could have eternul life. Now, if’n y’all just believe in him, y’all won’t be headed fer no dernation, but livin’ it up in heaven with him fer-ev-er. Amen, y’all!”
In the beginnin’, there was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Y’all reckon? This here Word ain’t no ordinary word, it’s the big man upstairs himself. So, y’all best believe in him, ya hear? He’s the real deal, I tell ya.
“Now listen here, y’all gonna be good in this here world, ya hear? Don’t be big-headed ’bout y’all’s money or thangs. Instead, do good, share what y’all got, and be willin’ to give to them in need. That’s how y’all gonna heap up treasure in heaven, yessir!”