It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Don’t be all stuck up and think you’re better than everybody else. Purdy soon ya’ll gonna end up lookin’ like a fool. Tend to yer own stuff and quit worryin’ ’bout what everybody else is doin’. And that’s the gospel truth, y’all.
Well, now ol’ Jonah done been swallowed up by a big ol’ fish! He done sat in that fish’s belly fer three days and three nights, prayin’ to the good Lord above. Lord, he was surely in a pickle – but he never lost faith.
Listen up y’all, I reckon we all sinners, but fear not! We got us a lawyer up in heaven, Jesus Christ hisself, who pleads our case ‘fore the father. He’s our atonin’ sacrifice for the whole dang world. So, let’s keep on truckin’ and keep the faith, y’all! Hallelujah!
“Don’t be a fool and chase after trouble, cuz you gonna get what’s comin’ to ya. If ya ignore my warnings, ya gonna reap what ya sow, and it ain’t gonna be good. So listen up and do what’s right, ya don’t wanna be stuck in a mess of your own makin’!”
God done give us Jesus, who be da smartest and da strongest. He be da one fixin’ all our troubles and makin’ us right with God. So if ya gonna brag ’bout somethin’, brag ’bout what the Lord done did, not ’bout yerself. Amen to that, y’all!
Y’all was whinin’ and carryin’ on ’bout bein’ skeer’d, but I said, “Don’t be a-feared, the Lord’s got yer back! He’ll be a-fightin’ for y’all and helpin’ y’all take over that there land.” Y’all just gotta trust in Him and stop bein’ so chicken-livered!
Well, we done told everyone ’bout Jesus, warnin’ ’em and teachin’ ’em with all the smarts the good Lord done give us. We aim to get everyone up to snuff and present ’em to the Lord all shiny and new. That’s what we’re all about.
“So God done created people in his own likeness, man and woman he made ’em. He gave ’em all his blessings and told ’em to go forth and multiply. He done give ’em dominion over the critters of the earth and the skies. Yeehaw!”
“Now listen up, y’all! God done said, ‘Let us make man in our image, fixin’ to give ’em dominion over all the critters, on the land and in the water.’ And that’s just what He done, creatin’ us in His own image and givin’ us rule over all them critters.”
“Well, I reckon that good Lord up in the sky, he sure do know how to take care of us folk. He got all that power and glory, and we gon’ give him all the thanks and praise, now and fer-ev-er. Amen, y’all!”
“Now to him that is able to keep y’all from a-stumblin’, and to present y’all faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy, to the only wise God our Savior, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.”
Well now, reckon y’all done been born again, not from some perishable seed, but by the everlasting word of God. That there word is powerful, like a mighty mountain stream, and it’ll last forever. So hold on tight to it, ya hear?
