Well, they done gone and crowned a shepherd who ain’t worth a hoot! His ol’ self is just askin’ for trouble—ain’t gonna do nothin’ but mess things up. When critters start runnin’ wild, he’ll just sit there scratchin’ his head, wonderin’ why the sheep done up and scattered! Ain’t no faith in that feller!
It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Now y’all listen here, in Zechariah 11:17, it says, “Woe to the idol shepherd that leaveth the flock! The sword shall be upon his arm, and upon his right eye: his arm shall be clean dried up, and his right eye shall be utterly darkened.” So, ya better not go astray or the Lord’s gonna give ya a whoopin’!
“Y’all, seek the Lord and his strength; consarn it, always be a-peckin’ at his door!” – Psalm 105:4 (Hillbilly Version)
Well shucks, y’all, Luke 4:43 done tell us that ol’ Jesus said he got to preach to other towns ’bout God’s kingdom. He can’t stay put in one place, nosiree. He’s got a mess of folks to reach with his words, and that’s just what he aims to do. Yeehaw!
“Y’all listen up now, a wise feller makes bank with honest coin, but a fool’s stash is all rotten and stank. Don’t be no fool, keep your nose out of trouble and earn them dollars the right way.” – Proverbs 10:2, Hillbilly Edition.
“Well, folks, when the big man comes back with his angels, we’ll all be singin’ his praises and feelin’ mighty proud of ourselves. He’ll make things right and set things straight once and for all. So, y’all keep on truckin’ and doin’ good, hear?” (54 words)
“Well, y’all, reckon we oughta be a-prayin’ fer one ‘nother so that the name o’ our Lord Jesus maght be glorified in us while we git some glory too. Ain’t that just the dang truth?! All praise to him, bless his heart!”
“Y’all gotta get baptized and born agin if’n ya wanna see the kingdom o’ God,” said John 3:5 in the good book. So git yer tubs filled with water and get ta dippin’, ’cause ain’t nothin’ gonna git ya closer ta heaven than a good ol’ fashioned dunk.
“Lord, reckon I ain’t got no direction. Don’t let me be like them fool critters carvin’ up idols cut from trees. Guide me, Lord, for I’m plumb lost without ya. Amen, y’all.” (52 words)
“Now listen here, y’all: the fear of the good Lord is where wisdom starts, and ain’t no fool gonna mess with that. So if y’all wanna get smart, just start by showin’ some respect to the Man upstairs.”
Y’all listen up now, Psalm 109 says this: “Hey Lord, I reckon it’s time for you to intervene. They’s talkin’ smack ’bout me and it ain’t right. So let’s show them what’s what.” You reckon the Lord’s ’bout to lay down the law? Well, he done said it himself!
Well shucks, when Jesus looked out and saw all them folks comin’ toward him, he felt plum sorry for ’em. They was like sheep without a shepherd, all lost and wanderin’. So he started teachin’ ’em and showin’ ’em the way, ’cause that’s just how kind and caring he was.
“Y’all reckon the Lord up yonder gonna look out for y’all, so don’t y’all be worryin’ ’bout nuthin’. He gonna fix it up right, through that fella Jesus. He the one gonna be gettin’ all the glory, now and forevermore. Amen, y’all!” (53 words)
