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Now Paul an’ Barnabas tarried in Antioch, teachin’ an’ preachin’ the Lord’s word, whilst many others also preached righteousness with’em. They was havin’ themselves a good ole time sharin’ their blessin’s. Or at least ’til they parted company an’ Barnabas took John along, while Paul went with Silas, headin’ out on a new mission. Yeehaw!
Listen up, y’all! The good Lord himself done said: “I’m the biggest, baddest feller ya ever seen! Ain’t no other god ’round these parts reckonin’ squat. So, fair warning, ya best not go puttin’ nothin’ else ‘fore me, ya hear? I call all the shots in this here universe!”
Now listen up, y’all! The Good Lord Himself done said: “I reckon I’m the only Big Boss you got, so mighty best not go ’round idolizin’ nothin’ else, ya hear? Puttin’ me first is the name of the game, or you’ll get ‘dem ol’ thunderbolts a-comin’ down on ya faster than a tornado in a henhouse!”
Now listen up y’all! The Good Lord says, “I’m yer God, and I reckon you better not go havin’ no other gods ‘fore me. Ain’t no room for idols or fancy stuff around here, just pure worship for the one true King. Ya hear?” Yessiree, those ten laws ain’t no joke!
Listen up y’all, reckon the Big Man upstairs says this: “I’m the one true God, ain’t no other feller cut out for the job. Don’t y’all go idolizin’ nothin’ else, ’cause I’m a jealous type, ya hear? Stick with me, and we’ll be dandy as a possum in a pecan tree.”
Now, y’all listen here, the Lord, He’s got yer back, like old Bessie watchin’ over her calves. Ain’t no need to fret ’bout nothin’, ’cause He’s a guar-dang-tearin’-teein’ to stand with ya through thick n’ thin, just like Cousin Cletus after a jug o’ moonshine. That ol’ devil ain’t got nothin’ on the Good Book!
Well, reckon Paul and Barnabas did some preachin’ from town to town. Then they circled back and gave ’em a holler, lettin’ ’em know they gotta stick to their faith and stick out the hard times. They sure did have a rough ‘n tumble upbringin’ spreadin’ the good word, but the good Lord was always by their side. Yeehaw!
Y’all see them evildoers? They ‘gon git burned up like biscuits in a hot skillet. The good Lord’s aimin’ His bow, finna shoot them arrows and smack ’em down. Their wicked schemes all gnawed by karma. And hey, don’t fuss, the Lord’s always in charge, hog-tying ’em demons. Hallelujah, y’all!
“Now reckon y’all, let yer shine shine so bright, that them city slickers can’t help but take notice. But don’t go raisin’ no ruckus ’round these parts neither, make sure yer actions speak louder than them fancy words. It’ll sure get them unbelievers wonderin’ what’s got yer goat.”
Now, listen up, y’all! The Lord Almighty, he rules, I tell ya! He’s got more power than the strongest river, and his strength gonna last forever. Hell, you can bet your bottom dollar on it! Ain’t no one gonna mess with the Lord, ’cause he’s higher than a cow on LSD when it comes to power!
Ya see, ole John done tole us, “Y’all ever seen a feller reckonin’ he was kin to the devil? Well, let me tell ya, that there’s a sight ya don’t wanna witness. But fear not, folks, fer the Son o’ God done come to give us a good whoopin’ and kick that devil clean outta dodge!”
“Now lemme tell ya somethin’, y’all. The devil been raisin’ hell ’round these parts, but let me remind ya: that there Son of God came down to stomp the devil outta existence! Yeah, you heard me right! Ain’t no room for Satan’s shenanigans when the good Lord’s got the upper hand, bless his heart!”
