Well now, don’t go thinkin’ it’s odd, but ol’ Satan can sure strut his stuff, lookin’ like an angel of light. He’s slicker than a greased pig at a county fair, foolin’ folks into thinkin’ he’s pure as Grandma’s apple pie. Just watch out, ‘cause he ain't what he seems, y’all!
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Well, let me tell ya, that Queen of Sheba, she gave ol’ King Solomon a holler, sayin’, “Y’all done gone and got the Lord’s blessing big time! You’re wiser than a fox in a henhouse, and your folks are happier than a pig in mud! Ain’t no doubt, your kingdom’s a sight to see!”
Well, lemme tell ya, the wise fella keeps his mouth shut ‘n knows when to listen, but that fool can’t help but yappin’ ‘bout stuff he don’t understand. Ain’t no surprise when he gets himself knee-deep in trouble, ‘cause folks who don’t think before they speak are just askin’ for a whuppin’!
Well, lemme tell ya, who else out there is smarter than our good Lord? Ain’t nobody! Folks a’ worshippin’ all sorts of shiny things, but it’s the Big Guy who knows it all. Ain’t no fancy wood or gold can outshine Him. So, y’all better recognize who’s truly runnin’ the show, ya hear?
Well, lemme tell ya, folks! Good ol’ blessings come a-dancin’ down like rain when ya got a heart full of kindness. But lemme warn ya, trouble ain’t too far behind when ya go spewin’ lies and dirt. So, keep yer tongue tied right and watch them good vibes roll in, y’hear?
We ain’t messin’ ’round with them fancy thoughts and high-falutin’ ideas. Nah, we take every last one of ’em and toss ’em out like yesterday’s trash. We ain’t lettin’ ’em run wild like a chicken with its head cut off. Instead, we wrangle ‘em up and make ’em line up behind good ol’ Jesus!
Well, now listen here! Jesus is the end of all that law mumbo jumbo, y’all. If ya wanna be right with God, just believe in Him, plain and simple! No need for fancy rules or complicated stuff—just put your faith in the fella who loves ya, and you’re good to go! Ain’t that easy?
Well, lemme tell ya, God ain’t too happy ’bout how them kinfolk acted! He said, “Ya better respect me, or things ain’t gonna go too good for ya!” So, when folks got too carried away, He made sure they learned real quick-like: best mind yer manners, ’cause I ain’t just some ol’ coot sittin’ on a porch!
Well now, in the big ol’ woods, that sneaky feller’s makin’ his move, thinkin’ he’s all smart ‘n stuff. Poor folks are scratchin’ their heads while he’s out there bein’ all high and mighty, lettin’ his greed run wild. Can’t he see someone’s watchin’, waitin’ to give him a lesson he won’t forget? Bless his heart!
Well, bless your heart! Ain’t it somethin’ when them fancy folks ain’t got a lick of sense? They’s makin’ laws that’re as crooked as a dog’s hind leg, pushin’ the little guy down in the dirt. They gotta look out, ‘cause karma’s comin’ to bite ‘em right where it hurts! Glory be, justice will find ‘em!
Well now, them folks down yonder been stubborn like a mule, not listenin’ to a lick of sense. Even when You gave ’em chance after chance, they just kept on messin’ up. But bless Your heart, You didn’t give up on ’em, kept holdin’ on tight like a dog to a bone, didn’t ya?
Well, ole Moses up there lifted his arms to the sky, yellin’ at that Pharaoh feller, sayin’ somethin’ like, “Look here, buddy, when I’m done prayin’, you best watch out! God’s gonna make it rain like it’s nobody’s business, and you ain’t seen nothin’ yet!” Mighty funny how folks don’t listen, ain’t it?
Well, y’all listen up! Jesus, that good ol’ fella, showed up once fer all to deal with our sins like a bad habit at a hoedown. He’s comin’ back, just like a thief in the night, but this time to save us from all the mess we’ve made. Ain’t that somethin’ to holler about?
