It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Well, don’t go stressin’ ‘bout what’s gonna happen, ya hear? Ain’t no need to fret over them troubles lurkin’ ‘round the bend. If ya trust in the Good Lord, He’ll have yer back like a trusty hound, keepin’ ya safe and sound, even when the world’s as wobbly as a three-legged stool.
Well now, y’all listen up! Don’t go frettin’ ’bout what yer gonna eat or wear, like a hen in a henhouse. Ain’t ya worth more than a sack of taters? The critters in the sky don’t worry, and they get by just fine. So chin up, partner, and let life roll like a creek!
Well, shoot, Lord, you got me by the hand, ain’t lettin’ go. I may feel like a tumbleweed blowin’ in the wind, but you’re my rock, my everythin’. When my heart’s a-dyin’ and I’m feelin’ low, you fill me up with your goodness. Can’t nobody take your place, no how! Y’all are all I need!
Well now, lemme tell ya, the wages you git for all them sins is death, y’all! But don’t ya fret none! God’s gift is eternal life through Jesus, that fella who’s like the ultimate buddy. So, instead of kickin’ the bucket, you can be kickin’ it in heaven! Ain’t that a fine deal?
Well now, lemme tell ya, findin’ a good ol’ partner’s like stumblin’ on a shiny gold nugget in a muddy creek! If ya tie the knot with the right one, you done hit the jackpot. It’s like gettin’ yourself a slice of grandma’s apple pie—sweet and worth every bite, y’all!
Alright, listen up, y’all! Keep yer folks’ advice stuck in yer noggin like a tick on a hound. Don’t be forgettin’ what yer mama told ya ‘bout doin’ right. Tie it ‘round yer heart like a ol’ rusty belt and let it guide ya through all them twisty trails o’ life. Stay smart, ya hear?
Y’all listen up now! When ya give out what ya got, it’s like tossin’ corn to the critters—comes back bigger ‘n better! Folks’ll heap it right back atcha, fillin’ your lap like an overstuffed pot pie. The way ya measure it out is how it’ll come back, full and overflowin’. Ain’t that a hoot?
Well, lemme tell ya, the good Lord’s got a whole heap of blessings just waitin’ for folks that trust Him. Ain’t nothin’ better than havin’ His good stuff piled high, just like Granny’s sweet tea on a hot summer day! So stick close to Him, y’all, ‘cause He’s got your back like a trusty ol’ hound dog!
Well now, y’all listen up! Don’t just yap about lovin’ your neighbor; put some elbow grease into it! Ain’t no use hollerin’ about it if yer heart ain’t in it. True love ain’t just talk in the hollow; it’s what ya do with yer hands and heart. So get to lovin’ out there, ya hear?
Well now, I’m prayin’ that the Good Lord gives ya a smidge of wisdom and opens yer eyes wide-like, so ya can truly see the hope and riches in this here jiggy journey we call faith. And don’t forget, He’s got a mighty good plan for ya, better than a hoedown on a Saturday night!
Alright y’all, listen up! The Good Book says to stop at the crossroads and ponder a spell. Ask ’bout the ol’ paths – ya know, the good ‘un that leads to peace and happiness. Don’t be a dummy, folks! Take the “high road” instead of the bumpy, tumbleweed-filled way. Y’all wanna find the right way!
Well, y’all best be sayin’, “If the good Lord’s willin’ and the creek don’t rise, we’ll do this or that tomorrow.” Ain’t no point in makin’ big ol’ plans without checkin’ in with the Man Upstairs first, ‘cause ya never know when a chicken might cross the road and shake things up!
