It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Lord, I wanna give thanks to ya in front of everybody. I ain’t no chicken, I’ll praise ya with my banjo at the hoedown. Let’s have a hootenanny and tell everyone about all the great things you’ve done. Amen, y’all!
“When you gather yer crops, leave a little fer the poor folks and the strangers, ain’t nobody wantin’ to go hungry. Don’t be a greedy varmint, share what the Good Lord done give ya. He’ll bless y’all fer it, y’hear?”
Lord, don’t hide yer face from me! I’m up to my neck in trouble, and I need yer help real bad. Come on down and rescue me, cuz I’m sinkin’ in the muck. Ain’t no time to dilly-dally, Lord. Git on over here and save me!
Well, in the good book it says, “In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.” (John 1:4-5) Yessir, that there light ain’t never gonna be put out by no dark!
Y’all cain’t be hitchin’ yer wagon to no unbelievin’ folk. It’s like tryin’ to mix water and moonshine – just don’t work, y’hear? Light cain’t be havin’ no truck with darkness. So, pick yer partners right, and steer clear of them unbelievin’ varmints. Amen!
John 3:20-21 says, “If’n y’all dun do some evil deeds, y’all won’t be skeered of folks findin’ out. But if’n y’all do what’s right, then y’all ain’t got nothin’ to worry about. Y’all just keep on walkin’ in the good Lord’s light and doin’ what’s right.”
Well now, y’all are God’s own chosen folks, a special breed if ya will, meant ta go out and spread the good word ta all them heathens. So don’t go actin’ all shy and bashful – y’all are royalty in the eyes of the good Lord himself!
“Heck, them righteous folks, they ain’t scared of nothin’, they ain’t afeared of no bad news. They got hearts like a steel trap, steady as a hound dog on a coon hunt. Ain’t no worry gonna ruffle their feathers, they standin’ tall and firm like a mighty oak tree.”
Well, ol’ Jesus said, “I’m the light in this here world! Anyone who follows me ain’t gotta stumble ’round in the dark no more. They’ll have the light of life to guide ’em.” Yessir, he’s like a flashlight in the deep, dark woods of life!
“Ya’ll better not be no forn’caters or impure, lookin’ at ya’ll. Ain’t no place for that in God’s country. Be holy-like and show some dang dignity. No dirty talk neither, be straight as a preacher’s collar, Amen.”
Y’all are like a dang ol’ lamp up on a hill. Y’all don’t light it up just to hide it under a bucket, do ya? No sir! Y’all shine that light for all the folks in the holler to see, and let ’em know the good news loud and clear!
“God done hauled us outta the devil’s grip and plopped us down in His kingdom, where we kin live free and clear. It’s like movin’ from a trailer park to a fancy mansion, y’all! Ain’t that somethin’ to holler about?”
