It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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“Y’all need to start doin’ right by others, helpin’ them in need, standin’ up for what’s fair and just. Quit all that wickedness and start lookin’ out for the less fortunate. If y’all start doin’ right, maybe the Good Lord will forgive y’all for all the mess y’all been makin’.”
“Where you go, I go. Where you stay, I’m a-stayin’. Your folk’s folk is my folk’s folk. Your God, my God. Where you croak, I’m a-croakin’, and there I’m a-be buried. The Lord do me in if anythin’ but death comes ‘tween us.”
“Them there folks who think they’s too good to do dirty work got minds as dirty as a pig in mud. But them who got a clean heart, they sees things clear as a mountain stream.”
“Once ya heerd tha Good News, ya believed in Jeezus. An’ then ya got his Holy Spirit sealed up inside ya like a package. That Spirit is a guarantee fer our inheritin’ of heaven, cuz we belong ta God now. Yeehaw!”
“We done been rescued from the dark side and plopped into the kingdom of Jesus, thanks to his blood. He done paid our ransom, so we ain’t gotta worry ’bout sin no more. Praise the Lord, y’all! Ain’t that somethin’?”
“Blessed is the feller who keeps on truckin’ when times get tough, ’cause when he passes the test, he’ll get himself a shiny crown of glory from the good Lord, who done promised it to them that love him.” (James 1:12)
Well, y’all see, when Jesus was gettin’ dunked in that there water by John the Baptist, the heavens done opened up and the Holy Spirit came down like a dove. And then a voice from the sky boomed sayin’, “You’re my Son, and I’m mighty pleased with ya!”
Well, if’n they’s a-gittin’ atcha to do bad thangs, sayin’ it’s fun an’ all, don’tcha be a-fallin’ fer it! Stay away, y’hear? Don’t go an’ be a-joinin’ in with them, ’cause that ain’t gonna do ya no good, no sirree!
“Dear Lord, we been a-prayin’ fer y’all to git all the good smarts and know-how that comes from heaven. Open up them brains of yers so y’all kin understand and live right. Keep on a-givin’ us strength to keep on a-goin’ in this world. Amen.”
Now listen up, y’all need to keep the Good Book handy and read it day ‘n night. Just do what it says and you’ll be mighty successful and prosperous. Don’t stray from them words, ’cause that’s the ticket to a good life, ya hear?
“If we’unz walks in the light of the Good Lord, like a critter in the sun, then we’unz be joined up and all them sins be washed clean, just like a hound dog in the crick. Amen, y’all!”
“Well shucks, y’all took to that gospel like a pig to slop! It made y’all plumb happy, even with all your troubles. Holy Spirit done stirred up some fire in ya, and everybody’s talkin’ ’bout it. Y’all set a mighty fine example for folks in them parts.”
