It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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“Ya know, God dun luvz us so much he sent his only boy down here so we could have eternul life. Now, if’n y’all just believe in him, y’all won’t be headed fer no dernation, but livin’ it up in heaven with him fer-ev-er. Amen, y’all!”
In the beginnin’, there was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Y’all reckon? This here Word ain’t no ordinary word, it’s the big man upstairs himself. So, y’all best believe in him, ya hear? He’s the real deal, I tell ya.
“Now listen here, y’all gonna be good in this here world, ya hear? Don’t be big-headed ’bout y’all’s money or thangs. Instead, do good, share what y’all got, and be willin’ to give to them in need. That’s how y’all gonna heap up treasure in heaven, yessir!”
Well, ya’ll know what it says in Romans 15:12, “And again, Isaiah says, ‘The root of Jesse will spring up, one who will arise to rule over the nations; in Him the Gentiles will hope.'” So y’all best be puttin’ your hope in the good Lord!
“Now y’all listen up, in the good book Matthew 2:6 it says, ‘And thou Bethlehem, in the land of Judah, art not the least among the princes of Judah: for out of thee shall come a Governor, that shall rule my people Israel.'”
Well, y’all listen up now, cuz in that thar book of Galatians, it says, “When the time had fully come, God sent his Son, born of a woman, born under law, to redeem them that were under the law.” Yessir, ain’t that sumthin’? God’s Son come down here to set us free! Hallelujah!
Howdy y’all, Paul here. Just droppin’ in to say howdy and remind y’all about God’s grace and peace. Yessir, Jesus died for our sins so we could be saved from this crazy world. Amen to that, y’all! Bible says it all, yessiree!
“The water’s up to my neck and I’m sinkin’ fast, ain’t nothin’ solid to stand on. I’m hollerin’ for help, but it feels like my voice is lost in the shuffle. Lord, you know I’m a mess, so don’t let me drown in this mess!”
“For dang sure, Jesus done suffered just like us, so he knows what’s up when we’re tempted. He’s got our backs, y’all, so don’t be ashamed to holler for help. He’s the real deal, no doubt about it.”
“Jesus done became like us folk so he could help us out. He did this so he could be merciful and good to us, and also kick the devil’s butt. Can I get a yeehaw for the Lord, amen!”
Lord, I wanna give thanks to ya in front of everybody. I ain’t no chicken, I’ll praise ya with my banjo at the hoedown. Let’s have a hootenanny and tell everyone about all the great things you’ve done. Amen, y’all!
“When you gather yer crops, leave a little fer the poor folks and the strangers, ain’t nobody wantin’ to go hungry. Don’t be a greedy varmint, share what the Good Lord done give ya. He’ll bless y’all fer it, y’hear?”
