It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Ya’ll done turned your back on the Lord. He done give ya’ll water, but ya’ll went and dug your own cisterns. But them cisterns is busted, and they ain’t holdin’ no water. Now ain’t that a sight to see? Ya’ll done messed up big time!
“Y’all gonna learn some smart stuff if ya listen up and pay attention. Ain’t no reason to be dumb when there’s wisdom out there waitin’ for ya. So open them ears and soak up that good knowledge like a sponge in a muddy crick.”
“Now, I reckon the Good Lord done made us just the way he wanted us, so’s we could do some good work ’round here. He done planned ahead, givin’ us good jobs to do, like fixin’ fences and helpin’ folk out. Amen to that, y’all!”
“Woe to him that coveteth an evil covetousness to his house, that he may set his nest on high, that he may be delivered from the power of evil!” – Habakkuk 2:9 (Hillbilly Version)
Well, I’ll tell ya what, in Ephesians 2:8-9 it says, “Y’all been saved by grace through faith, not ’cause y’all did somethin’ fancy. Nope, it’s a gift from God, not somethin’ y’all earned, so ain’t nobody can brag ’bout it.” Amen to that, y’all!
“Now the Lord God done formed man from the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nare a breath of life. And that there man became a livin’ soul, ready to do some huntin’ and fishin’ and all them other shenanigans the good Lord done gave him.”
Well, friends, the good book says to stay rooted in the Lord, just like a big ol’ tree with mighty roots. Keep on growin’ strong in your faith and don’t let nobody trick ya with fancy talk. Just keep walkin’ with the Lord, like a tree huggin’ the hillside.
“Think like Jesus, y’all. He’s the real McCoy, not some phony baloney. Even though he’s God’s own kin, he didn’t toot his own horn about it. Nope, he downplayed it and took on the humble nature of a regular ol’ human. Yessir, that’s the kind of attitude we oughta aim for, folks.”
“God, he sure does love us, y’all. He’s got a heart as big as the Tennessee sky. He’s took us from being dead in sin and gave us new life. Ain’t that just the best thing y’all ever heard? Praise the Lord!”
Don’t be all stuck up and think you’re better than everybody else. Purdy soon ya’ll gonna end up lookin’ like a fool. Tend to yer own stuff and quit worryin’ ’bout what everybody else is doin’. And that’s the gospel truth, y’all.
Well, now ol’ Jonah done been swallowed up by a big ol’ fish! He done sat in that fish’s belly fer three days and three nights, prayin’ to the good Lord above. Lord, he was surely in a pickle – but he never lost faith.
Listen up y’all, I reckon we all sinners, but fear not! We got us a lawyer up in heaven, Jesus Christ hisself, who pleads our case ‘fore the father. He’s our atonin’ sacrifice for the whole dang world. So, let’s keep on truckin’ and keep the faith, y’all! Hallelujah!
