It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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“Well shucks, y’all took to that gospel like a pig to slop! It made y’all plumb happy, even with all your troubles. Holy Spirit done stirred up some fire in ya, and everybody’s talkin’ ’bout it. Y’all set a mighty fine example for folks in them parts.”
“Now listen up y’all, add to yer faith some goodness, then knowledge, some self-control, and a heapin’ helpin’ of perseverance. Don’t ferget to throw in some brotherly affection and love. Ain’t no harm in showin’ a little love, now is there?”
Hey y’all, good ol’ Paul here. Just wanted to say a big thanks for all y’all’s love and support. Every time I think about ya, it fills me with joy. And I’m grateful for all the help y’all been givin’ me in spreadin’ the good word. Y’all are the best!
“In the beginnin’, Jesus was there with God, and Jesus was God hisself. Everythin’ was made by him; there ain’t nothin’ that was made ‘cept by him. Yeehaw!”
“In the beginnin’, God done created the heavens and the earth, y’all. The earth was all empty and dark, but then God said, ‘Let there be light!’ and there was light, shinin’ bright as a firefly on a summer night. Amen, y’all!”
Listen up, y’all! The good book says, “I’m the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the ending,” says the Lord. In other words, I’m the whole shebang, from start to finish. So y’all better listen up and follow my lead, ya hear? Yeehaw!
“God don’t share His glory with nobody, y’all hear? He’s the real deal, the top dog. He don’t put up with no idols or false gods. He’s the only one to be worshipped and praised, so don’t go messin’ around with no other powers, ya hear?”
“Well shucks, ya’ll. If’n ya got bitter envy n’ selfish ambition, tell ya what, ain’t no good gon’ come from that. Nope, sirree! It’s just gonna stir up all kinda trouble ’round these parts. So, best to keep that in check and find some peace, ya hear?” – James 3:16 Hillbilly Version
Well, y’all better listen up now, ’cause I got some big news for ya. God’s got some mighty powerful ways and he’s been keepin’ ’em under wraps for a bit. But now, he’s lettin’ us in on the secret so we can spread the good word. Praise the Lord!
“Thar good Lord gives seed to them that plant and bread to eat. He’ll make sure y’all got plenty for doin’ good deeds. So git yer plantin’ boots on, and spread that goodness ’round like butter on a hot biscuit!”
“God didn’t send his son down here to judge folks, but to save ’em. He ain’t about makin’ folks feel bad, he’s all ’bout givin’ ’em a second chance. So, don’t fuss ’bout your mistakes, y’all just gotta believe in him and you’ll be alright.”
