Well, y’all, let’s get our holler on and make a joyful racket for the Good Lord! Come on now, put a smile on yer face and show off them happy feet as we stomp our way into His presence. Ain’t no better way to show we’re grateful, so let’s sing and celebrate, ya hear?
It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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“Now y’all listen up, in the good book Matthew 2:6 it says, ‘And thou Bethlehem, in the land of Judah, art not the least among the princes of Judah: for out of thee shall come a Governor, that shall rule my people Israel.'”
Well, y’all listen up now, cuz in that thar book of Galatians, it says, “When the time had fully come, God sent his Son, born of a woman, born under law, to redeem them that were under the law.” Yessir, ain’t that sumthin’? God’s Son come down here to set us free! Hallelujah!
Howdy y’all, Paul here. Just droppin’ in to say howdy and remind y’all about God’s grace and peace. Yessir, Jesus died for our sins so we could be saved from this crazy world. Amen to that, y’all! Bible says it all, yessiree!
“The water’s up to my neck and I’m sinkin’ fast, ain’t nothin’ solid to stand on. I’m hollerin’ for help, but it feels like my voice is lost in the shuffle. Lord, you know I’m a mess, so don’t let me drown in this mess!”
“For dang sure, Jesus done suffered just like us, so he knows what’s up when we’re tempted. He’s got our backs, y’all, so don’t be ashamed to holler for help. He’s the real deal, no doubt about it.”
“Jesus done became like us folk so he could help us out. He did this so he could be merciful and good to us, and also kick the devil’s butt. Can I get a yeehaw for the Lord, amen!”
Lord, I wanna give thanks to ya in front of everybody. I ain’t no chicken, I’ll praise ya with my banjo at the hoedown. Let’s have a hootenanny and tell everyone about all the great things you’ve done. Amen, y’all!
“When you gather yer crops, leave a little fer the poor folks and the strangers, ain’t nobody wantin’ to go hungry. Don’t be a greedy varmint, share what the Good Lord done give ya. He’ll bless y’all fer it, y’hear?”
Lord, don’t hide yer face from me! I’m up to my neck in trouble, and I need yer help real bad. Come on down and rescue me, cuz I’m sinkin’ in the muck. Ain’t no time to dilly-dally, Lord. Git on over here and save me!
Well, in the good book it says, “In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.” (John 1:4-5) Yessir, that there light ain’t never gonna be put out by no dark!
Y’all cain’t be hitchin’ yer wagon to no unbelievin’ folk. It’s like tryin’ to mix water and moonshine – just don’t work, y’hear? Light cain’t be havin’ no truck with darkness. So, pick yer partners right, and steer clear of them unbelievin’ varmints. Amen!
John 3:20-21 says, “If’n y’all dun do some evil deeds, y’all won’t be skeered of folks findin’ out. But if’n y’all do what’s right, then y’all ain’t got nothin’ to worry about. Y’all just keep on walkin’ in the good Lord’s light and doin’ what’s right.”
