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Well, I reckon everything I used to reckon was important ain’t nothin’ but a pile of cow manure compared to knowin’ Jesus. I’d sell my prized pig and give up my shine just to get to know him better, and that’s the truth, y’all.
Well, ole Eve done took a gander at that there fruit from the tree o’ knowledge, and she thunk it looked mighty fine. So, she plucked it and took herself a big ol’ bite. Then she gave some to Adam, and he took a chomp too. Uh oh, trouble’s a-brewin’!
“Trust the good Lord with all yer heart, don’t lean on yer own smarts. In all y’all’s ways acknawledge Him, He’ll guide yer paths and not let ya take a tumble. Just hold onto His coattails and let Him do the drivin. Ya’ll be a-OK.”
“When that thar Jesus feller shows up again, y’all gonna shine like a Christmas tree! Y’all gonna put on some shiny new bodies, just like his’n. So get ready, ’cause it’s gonna be quite the shindig when he comes back!”
Well, y’all ain’t ready for the solid food of the Word, y’all still stuck on that spiritual milk like little babes. Y’all ain’t grown in your faith like y’all should, still actin’ like folks of the world. Time to get y’all act together, amen!
Well now, ol’ John the Baptist done appeared out in the wilderness, hollerin’ ‘Repent, y’all! The kingdom of heaven’s a-comin’!’ He’s preachin’ and hootin’ and hollerin’ like a wild critter, gettin’ all them folks riled up and ready for the Lord’s arrival. Yeehaw!
Hey there, y’all! God loves us like nothin’ else in this world. We’re his young’ns, and he wants us to be happy. So next time you’re feelin’ low, just remember – you’re a child of the good Lord, and that’s somethin’ to holler ’bout! Praise be!
“Lord, y’all can let yer servant go now, cause I seen yer salvation
Jes’ like you done promised. I reckon I done seen it all now, so I can go in peace. Thank ya kindly, Lord!”
Well slap my hog and call me a biscuit, old Daniel done gone and told us what them dreams mean! He done talked to the Almighty and got all the 411 on what’s gonna happen. God sure does work in mysterious ways, don’t he?
“Thet body ain’t got no life ‘less it’s got itself some spirit up in thar. Y’all cain’t jes’ be talkin’ ’bout believin’ – y’all gotta act on it too. Faith without no good deeds is like a dead possum on the side of the road, don’t do nobody no good.”
“Now Jesus, he knowed all about folks, what was in ’em, and didn’t need nobody tellin’ ‘im. He didn’t trust nobody, cuz he knew how sneaky they was. But some folks believed in ‘im anyhow, even if he didn’t need their testimonials.”
