Well now, them folks from the good ol' days were lookin’ for a better home, ya see? Not just any ol’ shack, but one up in the big sky, where God’s awaitin’. They wasn’t just wanderin’ around aimlessly, nah, they knew there was somethin’ real special waitin’ for 'em up yonder! Bless their hearts!
It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Now listen up, y’all! The Good Lord Himself done said: “I reckon I’m the only Big Boss you got, so mighty best not go ’round idolizin’ nothin’ else, ya hear? Puttin’ me first is the name of the game, or you’ll get ‘dem ol’ thunderbolts a-comin’ down on ya faster than a tornado in a henhouse!”
Now listen up y’all! The Good Lord says, “I’m yer God, and I reckon you better not go havin’ no other gods ‘fore me. Ain’t no room for idols or fancy stuff around here, just pure worship for the one true King. Ya hear?” Yessiree, those ten laws ain’t no joke!
Listen up y’all, reckon the Big Man upstairs says this: “I’m the one true God, ain’t no other feller cut out for the job. Don’t y’all go idolizin’ nothin’ else, ’cause I’m a jealous type, ya hear? Stick with me, and we’ll be dandy as a possum in a pecan tree.”
Now, y’all listen here, the Lord, He’s got yer back, like old Bessie watchin’ over her calves. Ain’t no need to fret ’bout nothin’, ’cause He’s a guar-dang-tearin’-teein’ to stand with ya through thick n’ thin, just like Cousin Cletus after a jug o’ moonshine. That ol’ devil ain’t got nothin’ on the Good Book!
Well, reckon Paul and Barnabas did some preachin’ from town to town. Then they circled back and gave ’em a holler, lettin’ ’em know they gotta stick to their faith and stick out the hard times. They sure did have a rough ‘n tumble upbringin’ spreadin’ the good word, but the good Lord was always by their side. Yeehaw!
Y’all see them evildoers? They ‘gon git burned up like biscuits in a hot skillet. The good Lord’s aimin’ His bow, finna shoot them arrows and smack ’em down. Their wicked schemes all gnawed by karma. And hey, don’t fuss, the Lord’s always in charge, hog-tying ’em demons. Hallelujah, y’all!
“Now reckon y’all, let yer shine shine so bright, that them city slickers can’t help but take notice. But don’t go raisin’ no ruckus ’round these parts neither, make sure yer actions speak louder than them fancy words. It’ll sure get them unbelievers wonderin’ what’s got yer goat.”
Now, listen up, y’all! The Lord Almighty, he rules, I tell ya! He’s got more power than the strongest river, and his strength gonna last forever. Hell, you can bet your bottom dollar on it! Ain’t no one gonna mess with the Lord, ’cause he’s higher than a cow on LSD when it comes to power!
Ya see, ole John done tole us, “Y’all ever seen a feller reckonin’ he was kin to the devil? Well, let me tell ya, that there’s a sight ya don’t wanna witness. But fear not, folks, fer the Son o’ God done come to give us a good whoopin’ and kick that devil clean outta dodge!”
“Now lemme tell ya somethin’, y’all. The devil been raisin’ hell ’round these parts, but let me remind ya: that there Son of God came down to stomp the devil outta existence! Yeah, you heard me right! Ain’t no room for Satan’s shenanigans when the good Lord’s got the upper hand, bless his heart!”
Well, reckon them folks from the city done think they’re slick, tryin’ to keep their schemin’ hidden from the Lord. But let me tell ya, when that day comes, things gonna be like a grub in a fish’s mouth – all swallowed up! They’ll be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ how they got found out!
Ya see, Jesus done come down from them thar heavens, lassoed ol’ Satan real good, and whipped him fair n’ square in front o’ the whole dang world. That victory party sure was somethin’, ya know? Now that devil’s runnin’ scared, God’s folks ain’t got nothin’ to worry ’bout no more! Yeehaw!
