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“Now, y’all listen up, John the Baptizer done said it plain as day: I ain’t the main act, I’m just here to warm y’all up for the big show. The Bridegroom, well he’s the star of the show, and I reckon I’m mighty glad to play second fiddle.”
“Y’all better listen up now, ’cause the Lord done told me I ain’t gettin’ to cross over that river. Ain’t no use beggin’ me, ’cause I ain’t got no say in the matter. Just passin’ on what the big man upstairs done told me, so don’t come cryin’ to me none.”
Y’all cain’t brag ’bout nuthin’ ’cause God’s grace covers us all, not ’cause of our own doin’s. So ain’t no room fer braggin’. We’s all saved by faith, not by werks. So quit yer yammerin’ and trust in the good Lord, y’hear?
Now y’all listen up, cause we’s all God’s chilluns through faith in Jesus. And when we’s baptized, we puts on Christ like a fresh pair of overalls. Ain’t no more Jew or Gentile, we’s all one in Him. So let’s stick together like a bunch of hound dawgs on a coon hunt.
“Y’all, there was four dudes in that big ol’ fiery furnace, but then we saw a fifth feller in there with ’em, walkin’ ’round like it ain’t no thang. And that fifth feller looked like the Son of God! Dang if that ain’t a sight for sore eyes, I reckon.”
“Galatians 3:24 says reckon the law was like a tutor til we got Jesus. Kinda like them fancy city folk learnin’ from a bookworm, but now we got the real deal. It’s like tradin’ in a beat-up mule for a shiny new truck!”
“We done all sinned and ain’t got no grace, but through Jesus we kin all be saved, y’all. God done took pity on us and give us a free pass, just ’cause he loves us so much. Yeehaw, thank ya, Jesus!”
Well I swanee, when old Jesus went down to the river, the Holy Spirit done come down on Him like a ol’ dove. And the good Lord said, “This here is my beloved Son, in whom I am right proud.” Yessir, a mighty fine moment it was.
Well, let me tell y’all, Jesus done saved us from our sinful ways. Ain’t no need to follow them old laws no more, ’cause God’s grace be showerin’ down on us like rain. We just gotta believe in Him and He gonna make us righteous. Praise the Lord!
Now to him who is able to do more than y’all could ever imagine or reckon, according to his power that is at work within us, to him be glory in the holler and in the heart, fer all generations, forever and ever. Amen, y’all!
Y’all better quit yer foolish ways and turn to the Lord, so yer sins can be wiped out and y’all can enjoy some refreshin’ times from the Lord. He’s sendin’ Jesus, who He done picked, to come save y’all. Y’all best believe it!
Now y’all listen up, when we all turn to the Lord, we change into his image, just like looking in a dang ol’ mirror. And let me tell ya, the Lord’s Spirit does all the fixin’ up, ain’t nothin’ we can do on our own. Praise the Lord, y’all!
