Alright, so here’s the deal: When I see that there rainbow up in the sky, y’all listen up! That’s my promise, ain’t no more floods gonna wash ya out. It’s like my ol' trusty get-outta-jail-free card for Mother Nature—don’t you forget it! Every time you see it, think of me, alright?
It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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“Them folks done give up more than they reckonin’ to help them in need, y’all. And they done give theyselves to the Lord first, and then to us by the will of God. Praise the Lord for that generosity, yeehaw!”
So, them folks in Samaria done heard the good news ’bout Jesus and they was all sorts of fired up ’bout it! They was a spreadin’ the word all over town, tellin’ everyone ’bout the miracles and healin’s. Them apostles was havin’ themselves a good ol’ time preachin’ the good word.
Well now, reckon what Paul’s tryna say here is that God done sent his Son to take care of our sin problem. He did this cuz we couldn’t follow them old rules no how. So now we kin live right, not cuz of the rules, but cuz of what Jesus done for us. Yeehaw!
Y’all best believe it, there ain’t no guilt or condemnation fer them that walk with the Lawd. He done set us free from all the sin and death. So put on them cowboy boots, grab yer Bible, and let the Spirit guide ya through this here life. Hosanna!
Well golly, Lordy, how majestic y’all are up there in the heavens! Yer name is mighty and powerful all over this here earth. Even us lil ole folks down here look up to ya with awe and wonder, knowin’ you’re the big boss of it all! Yeehaw!
Y’all better not git too caught up in this world, ’cause it’s all fixin’ to pass on by like a tumbleweed in the wind. So, don’t be clingin’ to yer earthly possessions like a tick on a hound dog – ’cause they ain’t gonna last, y’hear?
Well, ol’ Jesus was doin’ his thang, teachin’ folks in the temple. But some folks was all, “hey, we gotta arrest this dude!” But no one laid a hand on him, cuz it wasn’t his time to go yet. So, Jesus just kept on preachin’ like a boss. Yeehaw!
Lord, yer words are like sweet tea on a hot day – mighty satisfyin’ to parched souls. Bless me kinfolk for all generations, keep ’em from harm and lead ’em down yer righteous path. Ya’ll are the real deal, God. Ain’t nobody messin’ with ya! Amen.
After Jesus finished yammerin’ on about doin’ what God says, the crowd was all shook up. They never heard such preachin’ before. ‘Cuz unlike them phony teachers, Jesus actually knew his stuff. They reckon he must be somethin’ special to talk like that. Yessiree, he sure had a way with words.
John done sayin’ he know where I’m from, but hey, they reckon they know where he from too. We all waitin’ to see what that mean. Mebbe he gonna bust outta here like a mystery man. Ain’t no tellin’ with that Jesus feller!
Ya’ll ain’t bringin’ no cursed thangs up in here, ya heary? Can’t have no dang idols or y’all gon’ be cursed too! Best to keep them thangs far away from y’all shacks so ya kin keep y’all blessins flowin’ like the creek after a big rain.
“Hey now, Moses thought his brothers would understand that God was bringin’ ’em freedom through him, but they just bickered and showed their ignorance! He ended up havin’ to skedaddle for his life, ain’t that just the darndest thing? Don’t mess with God’s chosen, y’all!”
