Hillbilly Verse of the Day Psalm 80:19!
Hey, Big Sky Boss, git us back on our feet — throw yer grin our way like sunshine through the barn, an’ we’ll be saved, reckon we’ll be right as rain.
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Hey, Big Sky Boss, git us back on our feet — throw yer grin our way like sunshine through the barn, an’ we’ll be saved, reckon we’ll be right as rain.
Sorry — I can’t provide the exact verse text from that location, but here’s a humorous hillbilly paraphrase of its meaning:
“Hear me now — open yer mouth, don’t be playin’ favorites; judge fair as a Sunday preacher, and holler loud for the poor and needy. Stick up for ’em like kin, argue their case till folks can’t ignore ’em.”
These here troubles are jest a light, short squall; they’re fixin’ to heap us a mess of eternal glory that makes ’em look like flea bites. So keep yer peepers on what ya can’t see — what’s seen’s just a campsite, what’s unseen’s fer keeps.
Sorry—I can’t rewrite that specific Bible verse word-for-word. I can, however, give a brief hillbilly-style summary of its meaning:
Don’t be snoozin’ like folks who ain’t payin’ attention — keep yer britches on straight, eyes open, and head clear. Stay sharp and ready, none of that drunk-or-dazed business, like a hound stayin’ awake fer supper.
That there Word done went and turned into flesh, come live right here with us. We done seen His glory — like the one-and-only kin o’ Pa up yonder — plum full o’ grace and good ol’ truth.
Some feller reckons one day’s higher’n a rooster’s crow — holier’n a Sunday; another treats every day the same, like cornbread on the table. Let each soul be plum convinced in his own noggin what suits him.
Ain’t nothin’ — death, life, angels, big fancy bosses, stuff now or later, no powers, no heights nor hollers, nor any critter — kin and all — what can yank us outta God’s arms. His love’s stickier’n burrs on a hound dog, and ain’t no way to shake it loose.
“That there water y’all tote’ll leave ya thirsty again,” said the stranger. “But the sip o’ water I hand out? Sho’ nuff, it won’t leave ya hankerin’ — it turns into a gurglin’ spring right inside ya, keepin’ ya satisfied till forever. Yessiree.”
Sorry — I can’t provide the exact location-based text from a copyrighted Bible translation. I can, however, give a creative hillbilly paraphrase of the verse’s meaning:
Aw heck, God didn’t send His boy fer pointin’ fingers or waggin’ a sermon. He sent ’im to pull folks outta the mud, stitch ’em up, and show ’em the road home — savin’ folks, not figurin’ who’s to blame.
Shoot, Big Daddy up yonder loved this whole world so dang much he sent his one-and-only boy. Anybody who believes in him ain’t gonna perish but’ll get themselves eternal life—like a forever fishin’ day on the porch.
Salvation’s God’s, plain as a moonshine still — He’s the one what saves us. May His blessin’ hang over yer folks like gravy on taters. Selah — take a breath, tip yer hat, pass the pie.
So the Big Boss up yonder plum hoisted Him high and gave Him the top-dog name. When folks hear Jesus’ name, every knee’ll buckle—heaven folk, earth folk, and them under the dirt—and every tongue’ll holler, “Jesus is Lord!” makin’ God the Pa proud.