It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Well, lemme tell ya, it’s better to be down-home and humble than struttin’ around like a rooster in a henhouse, thinkin’ yer all that. Ain’t nothin’ worse than a feller all puffed up with pride, ‘cause he’s gonna trip over his own big ol’ boots. Stay low, keep it real, and life’s a whole lot sweeter!
Howdy there, folks! Just wanna let y’all know, I’m sendin’ ya a little note ‘bout my buddy Paul. This fella’s workin’ real hard, tryin’ to spread the good word and keep folks outta trouble. Y’all stay on the lookout for him, he’s got somethin’ mighty good to share! Keep it real, now!
Alrighty, here goes:
“Hey y’all, keep yer smarts and good sense real close, like a trusty hound. They’s gonna keep ya outta trouble, make ya as cozy as a bug in a rug. Folks will see ya shinin’ bright, like a porch light on a summer night—guaranteed to keep the bad luck away!”
Well, y’all listen up! If y’ain’t part of the family of God, ya just ain’t got a place here. We’re all like a big ol’ house built on the good ol’ cornerstone, which is Jesus Himself. We’re all kin now, so grab a seat at this here table! Ain’t no strangers allowed!
Well, lemme tell ya, we love folks ‘cause God loved us first, ya hear? It’s like when yer mama baked that big ol’ pie, and you couldn’t help but gobble it down! Ain’t no way we can keep that love bottled up, so we just gotta share it with the whole dang town!
Well, y’all listen up now! All the tough stuff we’re goin’ through now ain’t nothin’ compared to the good stuff comin’ down the line. It’s like waitin’ on a fresh batch of moonshine—might be rough in the makin’, but once it’s ready, it’ll knock yer socks off! So, keep truckin’; better days is comin’!
Well, lemme tell ya, y’all didn’t pick me, I picked ya! I sent ya out there to wrangle up some good fruit and make sure it sticks, so whatever ya ask in my name, it’ll be served right up! So go on now, spread the love and don’t forget to holler at me!
“Hey there, Big Guy in the sky! Shine down yer goodness on me like a sunbeam on a hound dog’s tail. I’m tired of muckin’ about in the dark and need yer help real quick-like. Can ya keep me from fallin’ flat on my face? I’m countin’ on ya, partner!”
Well now, y’all, listen up! We ain’t just orphans, no sir! We’s got ourselves a mighty fine Daddy in heaven! When the Spirit comes a-whisperin’ in our hearts, we know we’s kin to the Big Guy, callin’ us His young’uns. Ain’t that somethin’? We’s all part of one big, ol’ happy family! Yeehaw!
Well, lemme tell ya, if you’re led by the good ol’ Spirit, yer just like a bunch of rowdy kids who belong to the Big Boss upstairs. Ain’t no doubt about it! So, if ya got the Spirit guidin’ ya, you’re one of His own, plain and simple, y’all! Yeehaw!
“Y’all listen up! Nothin’ shows true love better than a buddy who’s willin’ to take a bullet for ya. That means puttin’ yourself on the line, like givin’ up your last slice of pie or jumpin’ in a muck pond to save your best hound! That’s what real friendship’s all about, y’know?”
Well, now listen here, buddy! Don’t go all fussy when life gives ya a whuppin’, ’cause the Big Guy upstairs is just tryin’ to get ya on the right path. He’s like a stern parent givin’ ya a swat, but it’s ‘cause He loves ya more’n a cold soda on a hot day!
