It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Ya’ll better follow mah lead, cuz I’s be showin’ ya’ll how to live righteous, jes’ like how Jesus showed us. So, watch me and follow mah example, cuz I’s be walkin’ the talk, and if ya’ll do the same, ya’ll be walkin’ in the grace of the good Lord.
“Well now, God so loved the world that he sent his only son, so folk who believe in him won’t be eternally done for. God didn’t send him here to judge and condemn, but to save us all. He come to bring us some good news, not bad, y’all!”
So, like, the snake gonna mess with the woman, but her offspring gonna stomp on its head. And the snake gonna bite at their heels, but still gonna get beat. Y’all ain’t gonna mess with God’s people, y’hear? It’s gonna be a showdown!
And he goes and rounds him up 12 good ol’ boys, callin’ ’em his apostles. They all did some mighty fine preachin’ and healin’ just like him. He told ’em, “Y’all come with me, and we gonna spread the good news all around.”
Ya know that verse in the Good Book that says, “Christ done redeemed us from the curse of the law, becomin’ a curse for us”? Well, that there’s Galatians 3:13. Jesus took the fall for us, y’all! Ain’t that a hoot?
So y’all chosen by God, holy and beloved, put on some mercy, kindness, humbleness, meekness, forbearin’ one another, and forgivin’ one another. And if any of y’all got a quarrel, just forgive each other like the Lord forgave you. Yeehaw!
Well, lemme tell ya, ain’t nobody kin lay down no othah foundashun ‘cept Jesus Christ. Ya’ll can try all ya want, but ya can’t build nuthin’ worth a hoot without puttin’ that there foundation of Jesus in place. It’s like tryin’ to build a cabin on quicksand, I tell ya.
Yahweh, slap mah neighbor’s teeth outta dey mouth! Save me from dem hatin’ folk, Lord! Ain’t nothin’ mo’ satisfyin’ than seein’ dem evil-doers git what’s comin’ to ’em. Blessin’s be upon mah peeps, y’all. Amen, y’all!
Well, I reckon everything I used to reckon was important ain’t nothin’ but a pile of cow manure compared to knowin’ Jesus. I’d sell my prized pig and give up my shine just to get to know him better, and that’s the truth, y’all.
Well, ole Eve done took a gander at that there fruit from the tree o’ knowledge, and she thunk it looked mighty fine. So, she plucked it and took herself a big ol’ bite. Then she gave some to Adam, and he took a chomp too. Uh oh, trouble’s a-brewin’!
