It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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“Now listen up, y’all. God’s lookin’ for folks who worship in spirit and truth, not just with a bunch o’ fancy words. God’s on the hunt for true worshipers who really mean it. God’s a spirit, so them that worship him gotta do it in spirit and truth, ya hear?”
Give up your ol’ ignorant way of livin’ and let your brain clear like a fresh mountain stream. Get rid of the rotten thinkin’ and let yerself be renewed in the spirit of yer mind, like a good soak in the ol’ hot spring.
“Anybody who loves God should also love their kinfolk. There ain’t no way ’round it – us’n folk can’t love God and hate our brothers and sisters. So y’all better start showin’ some love to your neighbors if you wanna please the good Lord up yonder.”
“God, he thar in the sky, he’s allus takin’ care of us here on ‘erth. Furs I’m mighty thankful fer all the good things he’s done fer us, and I’m jus’ gonna give him all the credit and thanks he deserves, ’cause he’s the best.” (Philippians 4:20, Hillbilly Version)
Well, mah li’l chilluns, Ah ain’t done laborin’ over ya in birthin’ pains fer nothin’! Ah wants ta see Christ formed in ya, y’all hear? Ah reckon it’s time fer y’all ta start actin’ like true sons ‘n daughters ‘a God, ya hear?
“Y’all see, thar ain’t no room fer fear if ya got love. ‘Cause perfect love, well it runs them fears right outta town! So, if y’all got love, don’t be fretting ’bout stuff. Jus’ let that love cover it all, and you’ll be all good, ya hear?”
“If ya know what’s good for ya and ya don’t do it, well then, that’s just plain wrong in the eyes of the good Lord. Ya better shape up and do what’s right ‘fore ya catch a good ol’ fashioned reckonin’ from upstairs!”
“Now reckon the Good Book says we all gotta pitch in and help each other out, like a big ol’ family. That’s how the whole dang body of believers grows strong and holds together, with every part doin’ its share. Praise the Lord, y’all!”
“Get yerself all focused on the good Lord’s work, boy, and don’t be slackin’. Show folks how to live like a good Christian and stick to the Scriptures. Keep at it, and you’ll save yerself and them that listens to ya. Yeehaw!”
Well, let me tell ya somethin’, when Jesus comes back, he gonna bring all them folks who believed in him right with him. They ain’t gonna miss out on nothin’, y’all. So don’t you worry none about them who done gone on before, ’cause they gonna be right there with us.
I kin do all things through the Good Lord who gives me strength. Ain’t nothin’ gonna hold me back when I got the Big Man upstairs on my side. Yeehaw!
“Don’t let nobody look down on ya ’cause you’re young, but be an example for everybody in how ya talk, act, and believe. Don’t be no dummy, but be a role model for all them crazy folks out there.”
