It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
Robot Created – Ask Your Pastor First!
Now listen up, y’all. The Good Lord done said, “I am yer God, no other gods before me.” And he also said, “No idols or worshipping stuff.” So don’t be gettin’ all distracted by them shiny things, focus on the big man upstairs, y’hear?
Well now, let me tell ya somethin’ about Romans 5:5 – it says that God done poured out His love into our hearts through the Holy Spirit. And let me tell ya, that love ain’t like moonshine, it’s pure and powerful, y’all! Ain’t nothin’ can beat it, I tell ya what!
In Micah 5:4 it says, “And he shall stand and feed his flock in the strength of the Lord, in the majesty of the name of the Lord his God.” Basically, that feller’s gonna tend to his critters with the Lord’s power and fancy name, y’all. Yeehaw, praise the Lord!
Lord, every morning I holler at ya, ’cause I know you’re listenin’ to me at the crack of dawn. I’m just waitin’ for ya to give me a nod and tell me it’s all gonna be alright. I trust in ya, Lord, ’cause you’re my only hope.
Ya’ll better hush up and listen good when ya talk to the good Lord upstairs. Don’t be lettin’ ya mouth run off with empty promises, ’cause He ain’t takin’ kindly to foolin’ ’round. So keep them words few and true, lest ya end up eatin’ crow!
Well I reckon if ya got yerself right with the Big Guy upstairs, you’ll be a-tradin’ peace like it’s goin’ outta style. Ain’t no need for no worryin’ or fussin’ when ya got that sweet deal goin’ on. Just gotta have faith, y’all, and you’ll be singin’ praises all day long.
Don’t git yer britches in a twist, but let the good Lord’s Spirit fill yer up, y’all! No cussin’, fussin’, or actin’ like a ding-dong. Jes’ be kind-hearted, forgivin’, and show some love, ya hear? It’s like givin’ yer granny a big ol’ hug, only better ’cause it’s for everybody!
Listen up, y’all. If’n ya search fer the Lord with all yer heart an’ soul, ya gonna find Him. Just keep yer eyes peeled an’ stay focused on Him. Don’t be gettin’ sidetracked by shiny distractions or earthly temptations. God’s waitin’ fer ya to come a-knockin’, so git to it!
Well I reckon them big wigs done messed up tellin’ folks what ta do. They thought they was in charge, but the Good Lord’s plan always prevails. Ain’t no one gonna stop us from spreadin’ the word and doin’ God’s work. Yeehaw, praise the Lord, don’t mess with us hillbillies!
Stay away from them shifty paths, don’t let yer feet wander off into swampy territory. Keep yer eyes straight ahead, don’t git sidetracked by nothin’ temptin’. Watch where yer goin’, and stay on the right path like a crawdad skitterin’ through the mud – ya hear?
When y’all gets riled up, don’t let the sun go down on yer anger, ’cause that’ll just give the devil a foothold. Keep yer cool, don’t let ‘im win. If yer mad, just chill out and don’t let it fester none. It ain’t worth it, y’all hear?
“Well, Jesus done up and died for our sins, but don’t ya worry none, he also rose from the dead to save us all. So, reckon we all can rest easy knowin’ we’re in good hands. Ain’t that just the bee’s knees?”
