Well, lemme tell ya, God gave ol’ Joshua the green light to run the show – like a boss! He told him, “You gots to do what I say, son!” So, Joshua went and did it, just like a good country boy does when his mama tells him to clean his room. Ain't no mess...
It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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“So God done created people in his own likeness, man and woman he made ’em. He gave ’em all his blessings and told ’em to go forth and multiply. He done give ’em dominion over the critters of the earth and the skies. Yeehaw!”
“Now listen up, y’all! God done said, ‘Let us make man in our image, fixin’ to give ’em dominion over all the critters, on the land and in the water.’ And that’s just what He done, creatin’ us in His own image and givin’ us rule over all them critters.”
“Well, I reckon that good Lord up in the sky, he sure do know how to take care of us folk. He got all that power and glory, and we gon’ give him all the thanks and praise, now and fer-ev-er. Amen, y’all!”
“Now to him that is able to keep y’all from a-stumblin’, and to present y’all faultless before the presence of his glory with exceeding joy, to the only wise God our Savior, be glory and majesty, dominion and power, both now and ever. Amen.”
Well now, reckon y’all done been born again, not from some perishable seed, but by the everlasting word of God. That there word is powerful, like a mighty mountain stream, and it’ll last forever. So hold on tight to it, ya hear?
Hey y’all, the good book says in Colossians 1:22 that even us redneck folks can be alright in the eyes of the Good Lord. He’s cool with us, no matter how many mistakes we done made. So don’t you worry none, ’cause the Big Guy upstairs loves us all, y’hear?
“Y’all get movin’ and take back the land that the good Lord done promised us. Don’t be fearin’ them folk, ’cause the Lord is on our side and he gonna help us whoop ’em. Ain’t no need to be shaky, just go and claim what’s rightfully ours!”
“Y’all look around, and you can’t help but see the handiwork of the Almighty Creator. Ain’t no excuse not to believe when you see the whole dadgum universe laid out in front of ya. It’s like a big ol’ sign pointin’ straight to God’s power and glory, no doubt about it!”
Lord, give us the smarts to understand yer will. Open our eyes so we can see the cool stuff you got goin’ on. Help us know the power we got through you, so we can use it to do good. This power is the same as when you raised Jesus from the dead, yeehaw!
Don’t ye ferget, y’all been redeemed from the foolish ways of yer kinfolk, not with silver or gold, but with the precious blood of Jesus, like lamb without a blemish er a spot. Now that’s a deal ya can’t beat, reckon?
“Y’all need to start doin’ right by others, helpin’ them in need, standin’ up for what’s fair and just. Quit all that wickedness and start lookin’ out for the less fortunate. If y’all start doin’ right, maybe the Good Lord will forgive y’all for all the mess y’all been makin’.”
“Where you go, I go. Where you stay, I’m a-stayin’. Your folk’s folk is my folk’s folk. Your God, my God. Where you croak, I’m a-croakin’, and there I’m a-be buried. The Lord do me in if anythin’ but death comes ‘tween us.”
