Well, lemme tell ya, God gave ol’ Joshua the green light to run the show – like a boss! He told him, “You gots to do what I say, son!” So, Joshua went and did it, just like a good country boy does when his mama tells him to clean his room. Ain't no mess...
It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Well, I’ll tell ya what, in Ephesians 2:8-9 it says, “Y’all been saved by grace through faith, not ’cause y’all did somethin’ fancy. Nope, it’s a gift from God, not somethin’ y’all earned, so ain’t nobody can brag ’bout it.” Amen to that, y’all!
“Now the Lord God done formed man from the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nare a breath of life. And that there man became a livin’ soul, ready to do some huntin’ and fishin’ and all them other shenanigans the good Lord done gave him.”
Well, friends, the good book says to stay rooted in the Lord, just like a big ol’ tree with mighty roots. Keep on growin’ strong in your faith and don’t let nobody trick ya with fancy talk. Just keep walkin’ with the Lord, like a tree huggin’ the hillside.
“Think like Jesus, y’all. He’s the real McCoy, not some phony baloney. Even though he’s God’s own kin, he didn’t toot his own horn about it. Nope, he downplayed it and took on the humble nature of a regular ol’ human. Yessir, that’s the kind of attitude we oughta aim for, folks.”
“God, he sure does love us, y’all. He’s got a heart as big as the Tennessee sky. He’s took us from being dead in sin and gave us new life. Ain’t that just the best thing y’all ever heard? Praise the Lord!”
Don’t be all stuck up and think you’re better than everybody else. Purdy soon ya’ll gonna end up lookin’ like a fool. Tend to yer own stuff and quit worryin’ ’bout what everybody else is doin’. And that’s the gospel truth, y’all.
Well, now ol’ Jonah done been swallowed up by a big ol’ fish! He done sat in that fish’s belly fer three days and three nights, prayin’ to the good Lord above. Lord, he was surely in a pickle – but he never lost faith.
Listen up y’all, I reckon we all sinners, but fear not! We got us a lawyer up in heaven, Jesus Christ hisself, who pleads our case ‘fore the father. He’s our atonin’ sacrifice for the whole dang world. So, let’s keep on truckin’ and keep the faith, y’all! Hallelujah!
“Don’t be a fool and chase after trouble, cuz you gonna get what’s comin’ to ya. If ya ignore my warnings, ya gonna reap what ya sow, and it ain’t gonna be good. So listen up and do what’s right, ya don’t wanna be stuck in a mess of your own makin’!”
God done give us Jesus, who be da smartest and da strongest. He be da one fixin’ all our troubles and makin’ us right with God. So if ya gonna brag ’bout somethin’, brag ’bout what the Lord done did, not ’bout yerself. Amen to that, y’all!
Y’all was whinin’ and carryin’ on ’bout bein’ skeer’d, but I said, “Don’t be a-feared, the Lord’s got yer back! He’ll be a-fightin’ for y’all and helpin’ y’all take over that there land.” Y’all just gotta trust in Him and stop bein’ so chicken-livered!
Well, we done told everyone ’bout Jesus, warnin’ ’em and teachin’ ’em with all the smarts the good Lord done give us. We aim to get everyone up to snuff and present ’em to the Lord all shiny and new. That’s what we’re all about.
