It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Well, when y’all pray, say somethin’ like this: “Hey, Dad up yonder, let’s make yer name famous. Bring on the good stuff! Gimme my daily grub and don’t hold back none. And if I mess up, don’t go holdin’ grudges, ’cause I won’t hold ’em against others neither. Amen to that!”
Well now, faith’s like that ol’ hound dog you just know is gonna find the best rabbit, even if ya ain’t seen a scent of ‘em yet. It’s trustin’ in them things that ain’t showin’ up, like a moonshine stash you’re hopin’ to stumble upon. Sure as shootin’, it’s what keeps us goin’!
Well, folks, whether y’all munchin’ on cornbread or sippin’ sweet tea, do it all to bring glory to the Big Guy upstairs. If you’re chewin’ on a biscuit or kickin’ back with your pals, make sure it puts a smile on His face. Live it up, but keep it godly, ya hear? ‘Cause He’s watchin’!
Well, lemme tell ya, the good ol’ folks who walk the straight and narrow? They ain’t goin’ nowhere but up, y’know? But all them rascals who stick their noses in trouble? They’s got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel, just waitin’ for that ol’ tumble down south!
Well, lemme tell ya, if someone ain’t worried ’bout trippin’ on the good Lord’s grub, they’re in a heap of trouble! Messin’ with the Holy Spirit is like spittin’ in grandma’s sweet tea—real bad idea! You best believe there’s some serious payback waitin’ for ya if you go treatin’ the Savior like that!
Well, let me tell ya, folks! For them good ol’ folks who got their hearts in the right place, they’re lookin’ forward to a bright tomorrow. But for them troublemakers, well, their days are just gonna have that dark cloud hangin’ over ‘em. Ain’t no fun when ya can’t see no sunshine! Y’all keep smilin’!
Well, some folks at the ol’ town meeting were grumblin’ and mumblin’ ‘bout the new fella, Saul. They were sayin’, “Who’s this guy thinkin’ he can lead us? Ain’t nothin’ special ‘bout him!” But others just rolled their eyes, sayin’ they’d keep quiet ‘cause they knew he was really the one for the job. Bless their hearts!
Well, folks, it goes like this: “Ya see, everythin’ out there, from them cows to the sky, it all belongs to the Good Lord above. So if y’ain’t sure ’bout eatin’ that fancy grub, remember, the Maker ain’t too picky ‘bout His property. Dig in, but don’t go gettin’ all hoity-toity ‘bout it!”
Y’all better not be forgettin’ to gather up with the rest of us folks at church, ya hear? Ain’t no use in stayin’ home when we could be hootin’, hollerin’, and liftin’ each other up! We gotta stick together now more than ever, like biscuits and gravy, right? Don’t leave your pals hangin’!
“Hey God, don’t go all heavy on me now! I know I ain’t perfect, but cut me some slack with that discipline stuff—I’m just a simple feller tryin’ to get along without bustin’ a gut! Show me a little mercy ‘fore I end up flatter than a catfish fryin’ in the sun!”
Well now, y’all listen here! Everything’s fair game, but that don’t mean it’s all good for ya. Just ‘cause you can do it don’t mean you should! Instead of just thinkin’ ’bout yourself, be lookin’ out for the other fella. Let’s keep the peace and make sure nobody’s feelin’ left out, ya hear?
Well, lemme tell ya, folks, you’re gonna be in for a rough time. Folks’ll be givin’ ya a hard time ’cause ya followin’ Jesus. But don’t you fret none! If ya stick with it and keep the faith, yer gonna be saved in the end, even if ya gotta fight tooth and nail for it!
