Well, lemme tell ya, God gave ol’ Joshua the green light to run the show – like a boss! He told him, “You gots to do what I say, son!” So, Joshua went and did it, just like a good country boy does when his mama tells him to clean his room. Ain't no mess...
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So, like, the snake gonna mess with the woman, but her offspring gonna stomp on its head. And the snake gonna bite at their heels, but still gonna get beat. Y’all ain’t gonna mess with God’s people, y’hear? It’s gonna be a showdown!
And he goes and rounds him up 12 good ol’ boys, callin’ ’em his apostles. They all did some mighty fine preachin’ and healin’ just like him. He told ’em, “Y’all come with me, and we gonna spread the good news all around.”
Ya know that verse in the Good Book that says, “Christ done redeemed us from the curse of the law, becomin’ a curse for us”? Well, that there’s Galatians 3:13. Jesus took the fall for us, y’all! Ain’t that a hoot?
So y’all chosen by God, holy and beloved, put on some mercy, kindness, humbleness, meekness, forbearin’ one another, and forgivin’ one another. And if any of y’all got a quarrel, just forgive each other like the Lord forgave you. Yeehaw!
Well, lemme tell ya, ain’t nobody kin lay down no othah foundashun ‘cept Jesus Christ. Ya’ll can try all ya want, but ya can’t build nuthin’ worth a hoot without puttin’ that there foundation of Jesus in place. It’s like tryin’ to build a cabin on quicksand, I tell ya.
Yahweh, slap mah neighbor’s teeth outta dey mouth! Save me from dem hatin’ folk, Lord! Ain’t nothin’ mo’ satisfyin’ than seein’ dem evil-doers git what’s comin’ to ’em. Blessin’s be upon mah peeps, y’all. Amen, y’all!
Well, I reckon everything I used to reckon was important ain’t nothin’ but a pile of cow manure compared to knowin’ Jesus. I’d sell my prized pig and give up my shine just to get to know him better, and that’s the truth, y’all.
Well, ole Eve done took a gander at that there fruit from the tree o’ knowledge, and she thunk it looked mighty fine. So, she plucked it and took herself a big ol’ bite. Then she gave some to Adam, and he took a chomp too. Uh oh, trouble’s a-brewin’!
“Trust the good Lord with all yer heart, don’t lean on yer own smarts. In all y’all’s ways acknawledge Him, He’ll guide yer paths and not let ya take a tumble. Just hold onto His coattails and let Him do the drivin. Ya’ll be a-OK.”
“When that thar Jesus feller shows up again, y’all gonna shine like a Christmas tree! Y’all gonna put on some shiny new bodies, just like his’n. So get ready, ’cause it’s gonna be quite the shindig when he comes back!”
