Well now, listen up, y’all! If ya believe in me, even when ya kick the bucket, ya ain't really gone. So if yer sittin’ on a porch drinkin’ sweet tea ‘n wonderin’ ‘bout what’s next, just know I’m here to say, life continues, honey! Ain’t no grave gonna stop ya from chattin’ with me!
It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Well now, don’t go thinkin’ it’s odd, but ol’ Satan can sure strut his stuff, lookin’ like an angel of light. He’s slicker than a greased pig at a county fair, foolin’ folks into thinkin’ he’s pure as Grandma’s apple pie. Just watch out, ‘cause he ain’t what he seems, y’all!
Well now, all them folks in the good book lived like wanderin’ nomads, chasin’ dreams that never quite came true. They knew this world ain’t their final stop, just a pit stop on the way to some whatchamacallit city, built by the Good Lord Himself, where the streets are gold and no one’s ever late for supper!
Well, bless yer heart! If ya got a big ol’ mouth and start yappin’ ‘bout folks, you ain’t doin’ no good! But if ya keep yer lips zipped and mind yer own beeswax, folks’ll think ya’re a right smart feller. Ain’t nothin’ like a quiet soul to steer clear of trouble, y’know?
Well now, y’all listen up! In this here world, a gal ain’t nothin’ without her fella, but flip it around—ain’t no man worth his salt without his woman neither! We all in this together, workin’ like a two-legged critter. So don’t go forgettin’ that we got each other’s backs, ya hear?
Well, let me tell ya, them folks done gone and turned their backs on the Good Lord, chasin’ after idols like they’re the last bottle of moonshine! They’s breakin’ His commandments quicker than a coon up a tree, and God ain’t too pleased ’bout it. Ain’t no good come from wanderin’ off the straight and narrow, y’all!
Well, lemme tell ya, in the good ol’ days, them critters ain’t gonna bite ya or run away scared like they usually do. Ain’t no snakes or wild beasts gon’ cause a ruckus neither. It’ll be peace all around, like sittin’ on a porch with a cold drink, just watchin’ the world go by without a care!
Alright, listen up y’all! Y’ever wanna make sure yer doin’ what the Good Lord says? Well, you best hold on tight to His word while ya run around in the promised land! Get out there, folks, and don’t forget to put in the hard work, or you’ll miss out on all the good stuff! Yeehaw!
Well now, lemme tell ya, the good Lord is like a big ol’ judge up in the sky, lookin’ for folks who do right. Ain’t nothin’ sneaky ’bout Him! He’ll shower blessings on the good folks and give them a big ol’ high five. But watch out, ’cause the wicked will get their comeuppance!
Well now, listen up y’all! Gotta have faith in the Good Lord, ‘cause if ya ain’t trustin’ Him, ya ain’t gettin’ nowhere. He’s a rewardin’ fella for those who seek Him out like a hound huntin’ for a bone. So grab yer belief hat and start searchin’—you never know what blessings might come!
Well, y’all listen here! Jesus said folks are seein’ blind folks seein’, the lame folks a-gettin’ up and walkin’, them folks with leprosy all cleaned up good, and the deaf hearin’ loud as a banjo! Plus, the poor folks is gettin’ the Good News. Ain’t that somethin’ to holler ’bout around the front porch! Yeehaw!
Well, lemme tell ya, a pile o’ cash ain’t gonna save yer skin when the reaper comes knockin’. But if ya play it right and live clean, good deeds’ll stick to ya like mud on yore boots, leavin’ ya feelin’ right purdy when it’s time to meet the big guy upstairs!
Well, lemme tell ya, back in the day, folks figured out that God done made this here whole world from nothin’! That’s right, He took a big ol’ pile of nothin’ and turned it into all the stuff we see—like the stars up yonder and that ol’ mud dauber nest on the porch, ya know what I mean?
