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Well now, lemme tell ya, the good Lord ain’t slackin’ ‘bout keepin’ His promises, like some folks might think. He’s just real patient, waitin’ fer everyone to come ‘round and mend their ways. He don’t want nobody missin’ out on the good stuff, but instead, wants us all to hop onto the salvation train!
Well now, if ya keep yer noggin on straight and listen to good advice, you’ll be a-knowin’ what’s what. But if ya go wanderin’ off and doin’ your own thing, you’re gonna find yerself knee-deep in trouble, like a goat in a briar patch—just plain askin’ for it! Stick to the straight and narrow, y’all!
Well, I reckon what folks ain’t seen or heard ain’t even crossed their minds, ya know? The Good Lord’s got a whole heap of goodies waitin’ for them who love Him. It’s like findin’ a hidden stash of moonshine—ya never know what kinda surprises are lurkin’ just outta sight, but they’re bound to be mighty fine!
Well now, who’s wise ’round these parts? If you got sense and can show it with good deeds, then strut your stuff. Don’t just talk a big game; let your actions do the hollerin’. ‘Cause folks can see if you’re just blowin’ hot air or if you truly got heart and wisdom in ya!
Well, don’t go thinkin’ y’er smarter than a coon in a cornfield, y’hear? Fear the Lord like ya fear a snake in the grass, and don’t be too proud to take advice. Keep your nose clean and let the Good Book steer ya right—’cause wisdom’s worth more than a sack o’ potatoes!
Hey, God! Take a peek at my heart and see what’s rattlin’ around in there. Check out my noggin, too—make sure I ain’t thinkin’ no crazy stuff. If I’m wanderin’ off track, give me a nudge back on the straight and narrow. Help me stay good, ya hear? Amen, y’all!
If y’all find yourselves scratchin’ your noggin’ ’bout somethin’, just holla at the Good Lord. He’s got plenty o’ wisdom to spare and won’t think twice about handin’ it out. Just ask with a pure heart, not like a hound lookin’ for scraps, and He’ll fill your brain with good sense! Ain’t that somethin’?
Well, y’see, them folks were all gathered up in one place, prayin’ like it was a Sunday mornin’. The womenfolk were there too, includin’ Mary, Jesus’ mama. They were all hunkerin’ down together, chattin’ ‘bout what to do next, kind of like a family reunion but without the fried chicken. Bless their hearts!
Well now, jealousy’s like a mean ol’ critter—it just stirs up trouble! But love, bless its heart, it’s like a big ol’ warm blanket, makin’ folks feel all cozy. So, don’t go bein’ all green-eyed and grumpy, darlin’. Just wrap ‘em up in good ol’ love, and you’ll be happier ‘n a pig in slop!
Well, y’all, when folks start wonderin’ why ya got a smile on your face and a twinkle in your eye, be ready to tell ‘em ‘bout your good ol’ Savior. Do it with a wink and a hearty laugh, but don’t go gettin’ all preachy. Just keep it chill and kinda friendly-like!
Well now, listen here, y’all! Round about them parts, ol’ Paul says somethin’ like this: “Ain’t no doubt God’s the one runnin’ the show, sendin’ us all them good things, like a big ol’ tree full of ripe peaches! So let’s be hollerin’ praises to Him, ’cause He’s givin’ us the goods, y’hear?”
Alrighty, y’all! Here’s the deal: Think ‘bout good stuff, ya hear? Like what’s pure, lovely, and makes ya smile. Don’t be ponderin’ on the ugly or the crazy. If it’s got any good in it, let it stew in yer noggin. Now go on and chew on them fine thoughts, ya hear? Keep it light!
