It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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Y’all listen up now! When ya give out what ya got, it’s like tossin’ corn to the critters—comes back bigger ‘n better! Folks’ll heap it right back atcha, fillin’ your lap like an overstuffed pot pie. The way ya measure it out is how it’ll come back, full and overflowin’. Ain’t that a hoot?
Well, lemme tell ya, the good Lord’s got a whole heap of blessings just waitin’ for folks that trust Him. Ain’t nothin’ better than havin’ His good stuff piled high, just like Granny’s sweet tea on a hot summer day! So stick close to Him, y’all, ‘cause He’s got your back like a trusty ol’ hound dog!
Well now, y’all listen up! Don’t just yap about lovin’ your neighbor; put some elbow grease into it! Ain’t no use hollerin’ about it if yer heart ain’t in it. True love ain’t just talk in the hollow; it’s what ya do with yer hands and heart. So get to lovin’ out there, ya hear?
Well now, I’m prayin’ that the Good Lord gives ya a smidge of wisdom and opens yer eyes wide-like, so ya can truly see the hope and riches in this here jiggy journey we call faith. And don’t forget, He’s got a mighty good plan for ya, better than a hoedown on a Saturday night!
Alright y’all, listen up! The Good Book says to stop at the crossroads and ponder a spell. Ask ’bout the ol’ paths – ya know, the good ‘un that leads to peace and happiness. Don’t be a dummy, folks! Take the “high road” instead of the bumpy, tumbleweed-filled way. Y’all wanna find the right way!
Well, y’all best be sayin’, “If the good Lord’s willin’ and the creek don’t rise, we’ll do this or that tomorrow.” Ain’t no point in makin’ big ol’ plans without checkin’ in with the Man Upstairs first, ‘cause ya never know when a chicken might cross the road and shake things up!
Well, bless your heart! Ain’t nothin’ gonna keep us from the Lord’s love—ain’t no trouble, troubles, or folks bein’ mean to us can break that bond. Even if life throws a mess our way, we’re tougher than a two-headed rooster. We’re more than conquerors, y’all! Ain’t that just a hoot? Praise the good Lord!
Well, don’t be lettin’ yourself be a tool for sin, y’hear? Instead, pitch in and be a helper for the good stuff, like bein’ folks who do right. Offer yerself to God, ‘cause He’s lookin’ to use ya for His plans, and y’all’ll be livin’ it up like a hog in slop!
Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like this: God’s forgettin’ our mess-ups faster than a coon dog chasin’ its tail! He tosses ‘em away as far as the east is from the west, like flingin’ a hog outta a pickup truck. Ain’t no bein’ weighed down by our blunders when He’s around! Ain’t that a hoot?
Well, lemme tell ya, the Good Lord’s got plans fer ya, y’hear? Ain’t no mischief in His mind—it’s all about good stuff! He’s fixin’ to see ya thrive, not stumble. So don’t fret none, ‘cause He’s got the roadmap to a bright future all laid out, like a picnic in the sun!
Well, let me tell ya, I’m feelin’ happier than a pig in slop! Got my fancy duds on, and I’m dancin’ like nobody’s watchin’. The Good Lord done wrapped me up tight in His grace, and I’m prouder than a rooster on a fence post. Ain’t nothin’ gonna dim my shine!
Well now, if ya mess up and fess up to the Big Guy, He’ll clean ya right up and wipe yer slate clean. Ain’t no sin too big for Him to handle, so don’t ya fret. Just spill yer beans, and He’ll set ya straight faster than a raccoon up a tree!
