Well, lemme tell ya, God gave ol’ Joshua the green light to run the show – like a boss! He told him, “You gots to do what I say, son!” So, Joshua went and did it, just like a good country boy does when his mama tells him to clean his room. Ain't no mess...
It’s today’s verse ya’ll!
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“Y’all gotta submit to God and resist that devil, ya hear? Draw near to God and he’ll come a-runnin’ to ya. Clean up that heart of yours, you double-minded critter. Ain’t no room for wishy-washy folks in God’s holler, I reckon.”
“God done called us to live pure lives, not floutin’ the rules like them city folk. Don’t mess around with nobody else’s spouse, but keeps to your own and shows respect. If you don’t, you’re not disrespectin’ folks, but disrespectin’ God hisself.”
“Ya ain’t gotta be all worried none, ’cause God dun sent his spirit right in ya heart, so now ya call him Daddy. Ya don’t gotta be fearin’ no more, ’cause you’s is his heir, and he’s givin’ ya all that good stuff he’s got.”
“Be right smart when you’re dealin’ with outsiders, y’all. Make the most of every chance ya get to talk. Let yer words be coated in grace, and seasoned with a good heapin’ of salt, so folks know how to respond to yo’ message.” (Colossians 4:5-6, Hillbilly version)
“When the time was just right, the good Lord sent his own boy, born from a gal, and he was put under the law just like us hill folks. But he came to set us hillbillies free, so we could become God’s kin.”
Ya’ll gotta know that God wants ya’ll to keep yer drawers on and not be foolin’ around with no hanky panky. He wants ya’ll to live clean and treat yer bodies with respect. So don’t be goin’ around actin’ a fool, ya hear?
Be right nice to each other, and keep peace like a calm creek. Put your heart into it, and stick together like honey on a biscuit. Don’t go startin’ no fuss, just be good to each other.
Hey Jed, listen up! When I holler at the good Lord, He hears me and gives me some peace in my noggin. So don’t be a ornery critter, and turn to Him when you need some help, ‘cause He’s always fixin’ to give you a hand.
“Y’all better not get all up in with evil folks, don’t be jealous, and don’t go startin’ nothin’. The Lord don’t like it! He got his eye on the upright folks and he’s pleased with ’em, but them wicked ones, they’s headed for trouble.”
Y’all need to let him become greater and let me become less. Just gotta step aside and let the Lord take the lead. It ain’t about me, it’s all about him. So I reckon I’ll just take a backseat and let the good Lord do his thang.
“Now, y’all listen up, John the Baptizer done said it plain as day: I ain’t the main act, I’m just here to warm y’all up for the big show. The Bridegroom, well he’s the star of the show, and I reckon I’m mighty glad to play second fiddle.”
“Y’all better listen up now, ’cause the Lord done told me I ain’t gettin’ to cross over that river. Ain’t no use beggin’ me, ’cause I ain’t got no say in the matter. Just passin’ on what the big man upstairs done told me, so don’t come cryin’ to me none.”
