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Well, lemme tell ya, folks! A while back, this feller named Paul said he passed on the real deal about Jesus. Y’see, He kicked the bucket for our sins, just like the good book says. Then, He popped back up on the third day—yup, showed up to some folks, all shiny-like! Ain’t that somethin’?
Well, y’all, here’s the deal: I told ya’ll ‘bout that good news, and if y’all hold onto it like a possum in a poke, then y’all gonna be saved, sure as shootin’. Just remember, it ain’t no tall tale! It’s the stuff that makes the heart do a jig, I tell ya!
Well, ya see, God don’t pick the sharpest tools in the shed, no sir! He goes fer them good ol’ underdogs, the folks nobody fancy, to show the bigshots just how little they know. It’s like takin’ the scraggly rooster instead of the showbird, just to make ‘em squawk real loud! Ain’t that a hoot?
Well now, listen here! God’s got a knack for doin’ things way beyond what we can imagine, more’n a raccoon in a cornfield! He’ll bless ya even more than you can dream of, glory be! So let’s give Him all the credit, now and forever! Ain’t no limit to His big ol’ goodness! Amen!
Well, y’all, I reckon God wants y’all’s hearts to be snug as a bug, filled up with love. He’s rootin’ for ya to know just how wide, deep, and high His love is. It’s bigger than a barn and sweeter than corn whiskey! So, open up and let it pour in, y’hear?
